ShitStartupsSay @ShitStartup_Say
San Jose, California Joined June 2014-
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Not sure if watching the World Cup or a Broadway audition
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My wife doesn't understand me. She bought me a Rolex for my birthday. How many times do I have to tell you, I wanted a Pebble... Ugh.
That awkward moment when your body becomes immune to Redbull...
1: I've forgotten what it's like to fly economy class. 2: Well, I've forgotten what it's like to fly commercial.
There are some events in life I wish I could rollback. Just like a git commit!
If a girl doesn't have an Android, you know she's never dated a tech guy before.
You are the base case to my heart's recursive search algorithm #PickUpLinesThatWork #PickUpLineFriday
If the Swiss had made a come back, it would be the most unlikely thing since Blackberry.
Why doesn't the bathroom have marble flooring?
1: My son wants to be an investment banker because he thinks it's the easiest way to becoming a billionaire. 2: Has he heard of WhatsApp?
The company daycare needs to start teaching my kid more math.
I hate that I have to watch the World Cup on the 79" TV at work instead of the 86" TV at home.
My manager never knows whether to tell me off for watching the world cup or watch along with me.
I'd leave my desk to grab a beer, but the music I'm listening to through my headphones is too good.
What do you mean, you don't get free sushi at work?
Google needs to focus their AI research on a robot that will listen, nod, and say yes on my behalf whenever my wife starts talking.
I hate it - I've gotten so much free swag from hackathons my closet can't fit all of it
At my company, I can't believe the only computer choices we have are Macs. Why can't I have Ubuntu?
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