Legend @ShortFuseLegend

You never truly leave the organization. Given an open invite to come out of “retirement,” I'm back. I'm legendary. I’m explosive. Let’s rock. (#FFVII, MV) Wherever I may roam. Joined March 2014

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Anvivia of Knives @turkanvivia

3 years ago

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Legend @ShortFuseLegend

3 years ago

“Did you know Turks consummate their marriage by leveling entire city blocks?”

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Anvivia of Knives @turkanvivia

3 years ago

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Anvivia of Knives @turkanvivia

3 years ago

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Legend @ShortFuseLegend

4 years ago

“You can’t use the color theory argument when you literally killed people in a hospital and dragged their bodies around. It doesn’t work that way.”

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Legend @ShortFuseLegend

4 years ago

"I'm not going to say you no longer have my concern, but you have gained my curiosity."

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Legend @ShortFuseLegend

4 years ago

"I realize I'm going to regret this more than just a lot, but...what on Minerva's green Terra is that?"

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"I typically stock up on holidays. I'll just send an email to the building saying I've put a storage container out back and everyone will just throw the foam from their presents into it. Otherwise...warehouses and alleys? Even dirty styro makes good enough napalm."

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Legend @ShortFuseLegend

4 years ago

"No, it makes all my enemies decide to go home and put on their red shirts. Nice try, though."

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Legend @ShortFuseLegend

4 years ago

"There's no need to be jealous of my destroyer frog."

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Legend @ShortFuseLegend

4 years ago

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Legend @ShortFuseLegend

4 years ago

"Those are his arms, you uncultured swine. He's not chubby, he's swole as fuck. I'm legendary precisely because I can SEE these things!"

Anvivia of Knives @turkanvivia

4 years ago

"Those are his arms, you uncultured swine. He's not chubby, he's swole as fuck. I'm legendary precisely because I can SEE these things!"

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Legend @ShortFuseLegend

4 years ago

"Not a fan of Battletoads, I presume?"

Anvivia of Knives @turkanvivia

4 years ago

"Not a fan of Battletoads, I presume?"

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Legend @ShortFuseLegend

4 years ago

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Legend @ShortFuseLegend

4 years ago

"Playing semantics with me is typically a bad idea, kid...you know that."

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Legend @ShortFuseLegend

4 years ago

... ... :V "Please, don't give the ordinance disposal tech a heart attack. That would be a bad thing."

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Legend @ShortFuseLegend

4 years ago

"Yes. I did. With the express statement that it isn't to be used against me, the same way I wouldn't glitter bomb YOU. If I didn't put that in place, headquarters would have already been destroyed. Long, long ago."

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Legend @ShortFuseLegend

4 years ago

"There is no amount of glitter that doesn't constitute a war crime. The closest you can get to passable is perhaps a greeting card with a little bit of glitter on it. Any more, you're risking chemical warfare."

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Legend @ShortFuseLegend

4 years ago

"There are many reasons I'm not dead yet...and to name the most important one, it's that EOD is baked into my fucking bones. Why, you ask? BECAUSE OF PEOPLE LIKE YOU, YOU LITTLE SHIT."