Shower Thoughts @Shower_Logic
In the shower trying to fix the world In the shower Joined January 2016-
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#Digibarometri2017 : The morale of 2600-century BC. #showerthoughts #digitalist
If I eats 1250 pounds of chicken would I be 99% chicken??! @Drake @NASA @elonmusk @MoistCr1TiKaL @showerfeelings #showerthoughts
☕ MY MORNING COFFEE AT NOON EP 136 - "Just an Outdoors Guy" ☕ If everything online is a flex... #mymorningcoffeeatnoon #coffeethoughts #deepthoughts #showerthoughts #musings #comedy #funny #comedyreels #butreally
Every breath you take is a silent dialogue with the universe, exchanging molecules and energy. In that moment, you are connected to everything that has ever existed, reminding us of our profound interdependence in this cosmic dance of life #showerthoughts
No one knows the exact number of people who have jerked off thinking of them. #ShowerThoughts
If you poop in the shower can you stomp it down the drain? #showerthoughts @hankgreen @Super_Plumbing
Is skin clothing for your meat #showerthoughts #SingleMoms @NASA #HomelessEntrepreneur
Alcohol doesn’t make you happy, it borrows happiness from the next day. #ShowerThoughts
All that leaping about squirrels do yet you never see one with a sprained ankle or a bad back #showerthoughts #earlyonset 😐
If Jim Cramer Trades $SJIM is that insider trading? If I got an ETF that tracked my portfolio, then got options on it would that be a way to further leverage myself? #showerthoughts Hit me up @TuttleCapital
In the future, there will be a subset of archaeology that will study digital files, digital dig sites. #ShowerThoughts
What if the dreams we have when we sleep, is just a version of the multi-verse we see but are not physically part of.. or so we think🤔 #showerthoughts #MindBlown #twitch
Our life might be an escape from our mundane eternal consciousness to forget it's eternal #ShowerThoughts
A search option on @WhatsApp for people who viewed your status would be helpful 🌝. #Feedback #suggestion #showerthoughts
Whac-a-Mole is mentioned way more often to describe a recurring problem than the arcade game itself. #ShowerThoughts
The world has gotten so weird, the ‘Black Mirror’ series has not bothered to continue #ShowerThoughts
#showerthoughts Thinking about switching sides. Idk. This shit sucks. My job sucks. Ruble sucks. And vkusno ii tochka tastes like shit.
If we for some reason had to "reboot" all human progress & knowledge, #science would eventually arrive at the same conclusions we know today. #Religions on the other hand would have wildly different (but similar protagonist, antagonist, redemption etc) stories. #showerthoughts
#showerthoughts Every fictional telepath depicts the dangers or unfettered access to people's minds. Twitter enables telepathy.
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