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Ultron was on the internet for 5 minutes and decided all of humanity needed to go. #Showerthoughts
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"Ima" is a three letter contraction of a four word phrase #Showerthoughts
Gas stations in the olden days were bales of hay. #Showerthoughts
Somewhere in the world someone is known in their friend group as the guy who took a pornstars virginity.
100% of people that read this are going to die #Showerthoughts
We think "niiice" but we type "niceee" #Showerthoughts
"Thicc" is actually the most accurate slang term because the "cc" resembles the booty #Showerthoughts
It's strangely pleasing that there are parallel Ls in the word parallel #Showerthoughts
Your digestive system both starts and ends with cheeks #Showerthoughts
People who have synesthesia (senses mix up so sounds have flavor etc.) must have really good taste in music.
Monopoly got one thing right: Free parking is bloody hard to get. #Showerthoughts
There's a high chance one of our ancestors were gay and were forced to get married and have kids because of the strict rules pre 1900
Every light switch is also a dark switch. #Showerthoughts
Speed bumps protect people from accidents by increasing the risk of accident if people are not careful.
If Noah's Ark actually happened, then we are living in a post-apocolyptic world #Showerthoughts
Poultry farmers are literally chicken tenders. #Showerthoughts
Using your laptop to buy another one is like asking it to dig its own grave #Showerthoughts
For men an upwards nod= what's up bro and a downwards nod= hello sir. #Showerthoughts
If zombies existed, somebody (most likely in Florida) would try to rape one. #Showerthoughts
"eleven plus two" is an anagram of "twelve plus one". Both add up to thirteen #Showerthoughts
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