Security Questions @ShtSecQuestions

Sh*tty Security Questions. By @swiftonsecurity. America's Infrastructure Joined February 2013

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Security Questions @ShtSecQuestions

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What time is it?

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slipstream/RoL @TheWack0lian

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@ShtSecQuestions What version of Windows came out in the year 2000?

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When do you think answering these questions honestly will ever help you?

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Do you have an account on this website?

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What side do you put gas in your car?

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What color is pink?

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It's 420, do you blaze it [Yes/No]

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What is the Facebook account of your most attractive cousin?

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On a scale of 1-10, how sexually attractive is this Pokemon?

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Provide a real-world example of populist feminist Marxism in the 1820s.

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How high are you?

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13 years ago

What key is to the left of the spacebar?

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Did you vote Democrat or Republican?

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On a scale of 1-10, how attractive are you?

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How do you spell orangutan?

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What side of the road do you drive on?

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Is that a banana in your pants? [Yes/No]

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What is the phone number of your most attractive cousin?

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Where is the body?

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What letter comes after B?

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