My pharmacy seems to call and text me every other minute. We got your medicine! Ready for some more medicine? Time to drug up, big boy. Nu? Medicine!
@Shteyngart Sorry. But it’s clear to all of us that you need medication
@Shteyngart 100%. Texting is out of control. Do you agree? Press #1 to say yes. #2 to say no. Stop to end (which never seems to work).
@Shteyngart Can you maybe get some meds for me? [I'm trying to stay positive and upbeat in these trying times]! BTW, since my Birthday was Sunday 4-7, at least Iran waited until the next Sunday to start WWIII, so there's that!
@Shteyngart Ironically, I'm now addicted to texting my pharmacy 24/7.
@Shteyngart Evidently your favorite cocktail bars do the same.
@Shteyngart We just want to make sure you’re ok so we’ve deputized your pharmacy. Now open up. Here comes the choo choo.