Sideshow Rob Ford @SideshowRobFord
I am, quite simply, the most interesting Mayor in the world. toronto.ca/mayor_ford/ind… Toronto City Hall (maybe) Joined September 2012-
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Remember, I'm the Tough on Crime Mayor. As in, you want to report a crime? Tough! #TOpoli
My Carlos Danger name: Franco Nunziata. #TOpoli
My Carlos Danger name: Rob Ford. #TOpoli
It's hot out there, so stay cool TO. Me? I'm freeballin' it in the Escalade. It's cool, I got leather seats. #topoli
I happen to know a lot about education. The crack den I frequent is right around the corner from a high school. #topoli
Why should I be in charge of the school board? I almost finished one year at Carleton and I coached high school football. #topoli
@kristianDavid Oh yeah? The jerk store called, they're running out of YOU!
Auntie Em, Uncle Harry, Toto, it's a Twister! #TOpoli
I am totally the Mayor who stopped the gravy train... Unless it's the police contract, or my actual gravy train, or... #TOpoli
Remember folks, I am watching EVERY DIME. Why, just yesterday, I watched 10,000,000,000 of them walk out the door. #TOpoli
Ford 2014: Because if you're still with me after all of my glaring stupidity and incompetence, you'll vote for anything. #TOpoli
(Breaking character) I don't think I can parody this guy anymore. He is too stupid to exist. #TOpoli
Guys, my buddy Jimmy's totally good for the money. Just vote for this thing. #TOpoli
Okay, here's the plan: We declare the subway "too big to fail" and the government bails us out. #topoli #tocouncil
Why do I think we can buy a subway for $5/year? Because I am THAT colossally stupid. #TOpoli
Look, I'm all for giving you people stuff, as long as I don't have to raise money to pay for it. #TOpoli
Fact: Subways are 20x more likely than LRT to withstand a Sharkado. #TOpoli
Let me Mansplain how the private sector works: CIBC sponsors "Run for the Cure", so they're gonna buy us a subway! #topoli
So they says to me, they says: "Rob, how ya' gonna fund your subway?" And I says "I'm gonna fund it with spite and rage!" #topoli
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