The smile on your television screen. ✘ @CMPunk. @SignAcrossChest
When you step into my zone, you’d better pray you hit your mark, because once I grip the mic or that bell rings, the clock strikes to go to sleep mode. satire.x.com/cmpunkJoined August 2025
caught up with old friends, shared the ring with familiar faces, and it felt like a dream all over again. I didn’t lose a step, only gained more. @OnBigTime/@LetEveryoneSing made this ride unforgettable… and I hope the ride continues. (@SignAcrossChest)
Welcome back, ‘widow. Tucking Becky in not once, but twice, was sweet enough. Sending Seth off to dreamland? Even better. AJPunk walks away your winners. Thanks for the warm welcome, #Wrestlepalooza. (@SignAcrossChest)
@OnBigTime, you played your role perfectly; a has-been, washed up, and desperate. (Kidding, about washed up… you still got it!) But stepping into my world? You’ll never even touch my Chucks. Serving you your own medicine has never felt better.
Your sunshine is back, brighter than ever. #Wrestlepalooza, my grand return. And with Punk watching my back? Good luck getting close. (@SignAcrossChest)
81 Followers 114 FollowingA warrior with Canadian spirit and an honor so humble it's blessed by countries worldwide, The Best Bout Machine personifies greatness.┊@KennyOmegamanX parody.
205 Followers 41 Following@TheAJMendez commentary, parody. ✦ With the legend back in the fold, she is now enters a new era that she helped pave the way for all those years ago.
33 Followers 45 FollowingStanding on the precipice of glory yet again, the American Nightmare looks to build his legacy even further than it was once before.┇@CodyRhodes parody.
222 Followers 265 Following@TheAJMendez Commentary Account 𝜗𝜚 With the legend back in the fold, Lee now enters a new era that she helped pave the way for all those years ago.
706 Followers 606 Following@WWERollins parody. | ✎ᝰ A decade plus worth of deceit and betrayal has led to love and sometimes hatred to many who refuse to believe beyond the naked eye.
2K Followers 205 FollowingLethal in nature, and vital to her aura, forever clouded in mystery, she cascades a shadow of secrecy - leaving all enthralled. @maxxinedupri parody, ✧.
2K Followers 161 FollowingLearning to be capable of outshadowing my fears with confidence comes with the idea of constantly taking the bull by the horns and choosing my own path. parody.
6K Followers 529 FollowingHere lies the tale of a woman whose entire life has consisted of coffee highs, monster thighs, and crazy eyes. ⧗ Not affiliated with @TheAJMendez whatsoever.
1K Followers 169 FollowingRegardless of how the conversation may begin, there’s no doubt you’re left bankrupt by the end of it as long as I’m where the money resides. parody.
2K Followers 1K FollowingThe explanation for her fluid movement — including a dazzling array of kicks that are equal parts ballerina and martial artist . . . is simple: temperament.
744 Followers 562 FollowingA victim, a target. That’s what you become when you choose to step in the ring against the best to ever do it. All hail the Messiah of the Backbreaker. parody.
390 Followers 329 FollowingIconoclastic voice of the voiceless - Just when you think you have the answers, I change the culture. @unholyfraud is my only addiction. (Not @CMPunk)
729 Followers 851 Following|| 🕸️ Being a little damaged does not make someone broken. It just means they have better stories to tell and cooler scars. || 🕸️
104 Followers 150 Followingcrazy and beautiful; pandora is all about embracing her wild side while also fooling everyone around her with her innocent and sweet act, don’t let it fool you.
3K Followers 3K Following✨WWE’s Center of elegance and power | Balancing strength with sparkle 💎 | Living life one slam at a time • MDNI. Parody of @/TiffStrattonWWE. Adult Writer
5K Followers 269 FollowingBeen in this game for more than twenty and I been crowned seventeen. Poster child for goat status. Nobody can do it like me or better. ๛ @JohnCena parody.
321 Followers 208 FollowingThroughout humanity and beyond, certain walls exist just to see who has the strength to 𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐤𝐤 them all down—consider his kryptonite inexistent. parody.
2K Followers 377 FollowingThe entire world can claim themselves to be the 'best in the world' but in reality, there's only one man who fits that narrative perfectly. parody.
289 Followers 124 Following@beckylynchwwe parody. ☫ When the lights hit the mat and the stakes are highest, she doesn’t show up to play. She shows up to change the game.
3K Followers 173 FollowingWhile a prophet’s voice is meant to be heard, it’s the melody that follows behind me that serves as a true guide for those in need of greater salvation. parody.
502 Followers 316 FollowingAmidst the fame and fortune, this jezebel is capable of putting on five star matches. Check her resume, she’s a legend in the making. original character.
2K Followers 589 FollowingTo make me a villain for getting my revenge? Then so be it. No longer a puppet for the people, I’m willingly to make everyone pay for their karma. parody.
2K Followers 313 FollowingThere’s no great genius without a touch of madness. By some strange, unknown urgency, she’s not really alive unless she’s dancing with the clouds. parody.
5K Followers 189 FollowingThe artist knows the way of the art, creating a masterpiece that is displayed for everyone to see. 𝙇𝙀𝙀 𝙏𝘼𝙀𝙈𝙄𝙉 - 1993. (@TAEMIN_BPM.)
809 Followers 194 FollowingFor a long time, outta nowhere could’ve been considered a tagline; nowadays, it’s something anyone can consider a warning. Do you hear that? 𓆓 Not @RandyOrton.
633 Followers 311 FollowingCut the line, skipped the struggle, and left ‘em pressed with nothing to say. I don’t slow down—I accelerate, and that’s why they can’t keep up.
2K Followers 510 FollowingIn alignment with the melody, the choir of disciples beautifully performed the song in tribute to their singular and cherished Savior. + @WWERollins.
698 Followers 250 FollowingFor over two decades, I stood by three words that weren’t just printed on shirts, they were etched into everything I did. Hustle, loyalty, and respect. parody.
836 Followers 163 Following@UNBESIEGBAR_ZAR commentary. ࿏ Afflicted with the passion of inducing agony while upon his sacred grounds. The CZAR is alive!
525 Followers 327 FollowingJust a man.. a man who walked through hellfire and smoke to be who I am today. Rebuilt, Redefined and The Fucking AEW Men’s Champion of the world.
8K Followers 200 FollowingA radiant diamond rules over mountains of stones. You may call me the villain, but someone needs to hold down the throne—and peasants cannot. Commentary.
438 Followers 312 FollowingWhen stars align in space, it’s known as a syzygy; however, when stars align here on Earth, it’s only known as the All Ego Era. Welcome.☝︎ @OfficialEGO parody.
972 Followers 346 FollowingThe deeper you delve into the intricacies of my personality, the more you'll find yourself captivated by me. But be forewarned — my love bites. 𖢥 satire.
2K Followers 891 FollowingThe way she walks and talks may lead you to believe she is the reincarnation of Marilyn Monroe but in reality - she is a woman from 𝖍𝖊𝖑𝖑. @BlakeMonroeWWE
81 Followers 114 FollowingA warrior with Canadian spirit and an honor so humble it's blessed by countries worldwide, The Best Bout Machine personifies greatness.┊@KennyOmegamanX parody.
205 Followers 41 Following@TheAJMendez commentary, parody. ✦ With the legend back in the fold, she is now enters a new era that she helped pave the way for all those years ago.
33 Followers 45 FollowingStanding on the precipice of glory yet again, the American Nightmare looks to build his legacy even further than it was once before.┇@CodyRhodes parody.
222 Followers 265 Following@TheAJMendez Commentary Account 𝜗𝜚 With the legend back in the fold, Lee now enters a new era that she helped pave the way for all those years ago.
706 Followers 606 Following@WWERollins parody. | ✎ᝰ A decade plus worth of deceit and betrayal has led to love and sometimes hatred to many who refuse to believe beyond the naked eye.
2K Followers 205 FollowingLethal in nature, and vital to her aura, forever clouded in mystery, she cascades a shadow of secrecy - leaving all enthralled. @maxxinedupri parody, ✧.
2K Followers 161 FollowingLearning to be capable of outshadowing my fears with confidence comes with the idea of constantly taking the bull by the horns and choosing my own path. parody.
6K Followers 529 FollowingHere lies the tale of a woman whose entire life has consisted of coffee highs, monster thighs, and crazy eyes. ⧗ Not affiliated with @TheAJMendez whatsoever.
1K Followers 169 FollowingRegardless of how the conversation may begin, there’s no doubt you’re left bankrupt by the end of it as long as I’m where the money resides. parody.
2K Followers 1K FollowingThe explanation for her fluid movement — including a dazzling array of kicks that are equal parts ballerina and martial artist . . . is simple: temperament.
744 Followers 562 FollowingA victim, a target. That’s what you become when you choose to step in the ring against the best to ever do it. All hail the Messiah of the Backbreaker. parody.
390 Followers 329 FollowingIconoclastic voice of the voiceless - Just when you think you have the answers, I change the culture. @unholyfraud is my only addiction. (Not @CMPunk)
729 Followers 851 Following|| 🕸️ Being a little damaged does not make someone broken. It just means they have better stories to tell and cooler scars. || 🕸️
104 Followers 150 Followingcrazy and beautiful; pandora is all about embracing her wild side while also fooling everyone around her with her innocent and sweet act, don’t let it fool you.
3K Followers 3K Following✨WWE’s Center of elegance and power | Balancing strength with sparkle 💎 | Living life one slam at a time • MDNI. Parody of @/TiffStrattonWWE. Adult Writer
5K Followers 269 FollowingBeen in this game for more than twenty and I been crowned seventeen. Poster child for goat status. Nobody can do it like me or better. ๛ @JohnCena parody.
321 Followers 208 FollowingThroughout humanity and beyond, certain walls exist just to see who has the strength to 𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐤𝐤 them all down—consider his kryptonite inexistent. parody.
2K Followers 377 FollowingThe entire world can claim themselves to be the 'best in the world' but in reality, there's only one man who fits that narrative perfectly. parody.
3K Followers 173 FollowingWhile a prophet’s voice is meant to be heard, it’s the melody that follows behind me that serves as a true guide for those in need of greater salvation. parody.
502 Followers 316 FollowingAmidst the fame and fortune, this jezebel is capable of putting on five star matches. Check her resume, she’s a legend in the making. original character.
2K Followers 589 FollowingTo make me a villain for getting my revenge? Then so be it. No longer a puppet for the people, I’m willingly to make everyone pay for their karma. parody.
633 Followers 311 FollowingCut the line, skipped the struggle, and left ‘em pressed with nothing to say. I don’t slow down—I accelerate, and that’s why they can’t keep up.
2K Followers 510 FollowingIn alignment with the melody, the choir of disciples beautifully performed the song in tribute to their singular and cherished Savior. + @WWERollins.
836 Followers 163 Following@UNBESIEGBAR_ZAR commentary. ࿏ Afflicted with the passion of inducing agony while upon his sacred grounds. The CZAR is alive!
698 Followers 250 FollowingFor over two decades, I stood by three words that weren’t just printed on shirts, they were etched into everything I did. Hustle, loyalty, and respect. parody.
525 Followers 327 FollowingJust a man.. a man who walked through hellfire and smoke to be who I am today. Rebuilt, Redefined and The Fucking AEW Men’s Champion of the world.
809 Followers 194 FollowingFor a long time, outta nowhere could’ve been considered a tagline; nowadays, it’s something anyone can consider a warning. Do you hear that? 𓆓 Not @RandyOrton.
972 Followers 346 FollowingThe deeper you delve into the intricacies of my personality, the more you'll find yourself captivated by me. But be forewarned — my love bites. 𖢥 satire.
2K Followers 97 FollowingBlow the horn, sound the alarm—Your Majesty has arrived. One by one, come forth to the throne and see if you’re worthy of her forgiveness. fan account.
289 Followers 124 Following@beckylynchwwe parody. ☫ When the lights hit the mat and the stakes are highest, she doesn’t show up to play. She shows up to change the game.
2K Followers 891 FollowingThe way she walks and talks may lead you to believe she is the reincarnation of Marilyn Monroe but in reality - she is a woman from 𝖍𝖊𝖑𝖑. @BlakeMonroeWWE
8K Followers 200 FollowingA radiant diamond rules over mountains of stones. You may call me the villain, but someone needs to hold down the throne—and peasants cannot. Commentary.
2K Followers 313 FollowingThere’s no great genius without a touch of madness. By some strange, unknown urgency, she’s not really alive unless she’s dancing with the clouds. parody.
5K Followers 189 FollowingThe artist knows the way of the art, creating a masterpiece that is displayed for everyone to see. 𝙇𝙀𝙀 𝙏𝘼𝙀𝙈𝙄𝙉 - 1993. (@TAEMIN_BPM.)
2K Followers 633 FollowingNo longer are the days where I depend on the presence of my family to stick by my side, especially since I’m more than capable of standing on my own. parody.
438 Followers 312 FollowingWhen stars align in space, it’s known as a syzygy; however, when stars align here on Earth, it’s only known as the All Ego Era. Welcome.☝︎ @OfficialEGO parody.
3K Followers 524 FollowingThe one you call your muse: Her presence exudes elegance and strength, resembling a goddess, commanding admiration and respect from those around her. ྀི
3K Followers 186 FollowingBeyond the realm of darkness lies more than just your fears, but something far more sinister that not even the most valiant of beings could face alone. parody.