Simon Lundqvist @Simpiel

Joined June 2013

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Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau

5 years ago

A horror movie but the killer wears flip flops so there’s an ominous “thwip thwip” sound as he hunts you down.

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D @DrakoTsunami

6 years ago

He was buggin out on that whole soundtrack god damn

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Majestic Thunderbird @HitherToFore

6 years ago

Free country my ass

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. @kimpossiblefact

6 years ago

historic

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Jojje Dalunde @Indigowd

6 years ago

I can't stop laughing (source unknown):

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just want to throw it out there that i've paid more into our tax system than the president that is trying to take away health care from my cancer stricken wife during a pandemic and an economic downturn MAKIN IT GREAT! what a fucking joke

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Erik Niva @ErikNiva

6 years ago

Det här är på allvar en av de mest spektakulära volleys jag någonsin sett. Irvin Cardona för Brest mot Dijon idag. x.com/MG_theory/stat…

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Marcus Berggren @_marcusberggren

6 years ago

Fyller 30 år idag och det jag önskar mig är snus, kontanter, fastigheter och att nån säger till Paolo Robertos flickvän att ”gumman du behöver inte vara ihop med pasta-mongot”.

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ESPN FC @ESPNFC

6 years ago

Porto’s fifth goal last night was a thing of beauty 😍 (via @ligaportugal)

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Bleacher Report @BleacherReport

6 years ago

G O A T 🐐

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Farroki 🦏 @RyanFarroki

6 years ago

We’ve reached the stage of the apocalypse where hawks are flying around holding sharks.

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ESPN @espn

6 years ago

Jay-Z's face after this shot by LeBron is priceless.

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Richard Pryor @richardpryor

6 years ago

youtu.be/3tR6mKcBbT4

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Omar Jimenez @OmarJimenez

6 years ago

BREAKING: Minnesota Attorney General Keith Ellison is increasing charges against Derek Chauvin to 2nd degree murder in George Floyd’s case and also charging the other 3 officers, @amyklobuchar confirms. #GeorgeFloyd

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ESPN @espn

6 years ago

✊ @SteveKerr

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Chance The Rapper @chancetherapper

7 years ago

Outta nowhere I just started crying cause this actor passed away a few days ago. i never met him i just never thought he’d die. I’m thankful for artists, they put themselves out there. You may not know it but you’re forever in the hearts of those you entertained RIP Sam Lloyd

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Fotbollskanalen @fotbollskanal

7 years ago

Lasse Granqvist bara öser på! 😂 När man saknar sport så mycket att man börjar kommentera Tegnells presskonferens! 😍

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Liam Hackett MBE @LiamHALI

7 years ago

The World Health Organization has announced that dogs cannot contract Covid-19. Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released. To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.