Simplistic Storage @SimplisticIO

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SwiftOnSecurity @SwiftOnSecurity

8 years ago

Retweet if you like using Linux

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Simplistic Storage @SimplisticIO

8 years ago

So .. there's that moment when you find out that critical corporate information at a SaaS vendor is sitting behind a webserver that hasn't had a software update since 2003 ... but it's OK ? right ?? .. a SUN ONE Webserver Enterprise Edition 6.1 is totally secure ... right ???

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Simplistic Storage @SimplisticIO

8 years ago

Marketing decided that nobody could remember to mis-spell Turtle .. so TurtlrShell is now the Totally Unified Recursive Tensorflow Layout Enhancer Shell.

Simplistic Storage @SimplisticIO

11 years ago

Marketing decided that nobody could remember to mis-spell Turtle .. so TurtlrShell is now the Totally Unified Recursive Tensorflow Layout Enhancer Shell.

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Simplistic Storage @SimplisticIO

8 years ago

This position is still open, unfortunately our last candidate decided to become the head of a prominent superpower

Simplistic Storage @SimplisticIO

11 years ago

This position is still open, unfortunately our last candidate decided to become the head of a prominent superpower

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Simplistic Storage @SimplisticIO

8 years ago

#TurtleShell is a fully recursive work environment that extends REPL to elegantly handle exceptions using the “Read -> Evaluate -> Print -> Enhance -> List -> Loop -> Except -> Normalise -> Tansform” #REPELLENT Framework as envisages by Simplistic's CTO

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Simplistic Storage @SimplisticIO

8 years ago

#TurtleShell also provides fully next generation management interface via an interactive chat based gossip protocol that extends legacy REPL concepts

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Simplistic Storage @SimplisticIO

8 years ago

#IDGAF ensures the correct level of ignorance via encapsulation and containerisation at all levels, managed by the infinitely layered security of #TurtleShell, a purely functional implementation that ensures "Turtles all the way down"

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Simplistic Storage @SimplisticIO

8 years ago

Simplistic is working hard on the next release of PanaceaOS, because nobody wants to care about data management. It provides a singe pain of glass for all data no matter where it is, using the unique Iterative Diagnostic Global Analytics Flow #IDGAF