Homer J Simpson @SimpsonHumor

I work at a nuclear power plant. Married with two kids and a baby.· http://t.co/gdyvLZRdTI Springfield, Oregon Joined March 2013

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Funny Quotes @FunnyQuotees

13 years ago

Friend: "Omg, your parents are so nice!" ... You: "It's because you're here.."

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Homer J Simpson @SimpsonHumor

13 years ago

Im Homer?

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13 years ago

Homer

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13 years ago

Im Homer Nice To Meet You @TeenThugLife

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Nostalgia @ComedyPosts

13 years ago

awkward eye contact in the hallways with people you used to be close with <

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Nostalgia @ComedyPosts

13 years ago

Me in PE: me: oh, there goes the ball. me: along with all the fucks I give

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Homer J Simpson @SimpsonHumor

13 years ago

I'm having the best day of my life, and I owe it all to not going to Church!

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Funny Or Fact @funnyorfact

13 years ago

No headphones = Talk to me. One headphone = You can talk to me but only if I like you. Two headphones = SHUT UP..

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Homer J Simpson @SimpsonHumor

13 years ago

Could You Give Me A Shoutout? @VERlFYING

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Premium Business @PremiumBusiness

13 years ago

Twitter will never, ever ask you for your password. If you receive a verification request asking for your account information, it's false.

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Funny Quotes @FunnyQuotees

13 years ago

In awkward situations, we all pretend to text.

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Freakiest posts @Freaki_posts

13 years ago

Roses are nice, Violets are fine. I’ll be the six, If you’ll be the nine.

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Stumbler Videos @StumblerVideos

13 years ago

My mouth automatically says "SHIT" when something bad happens.

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Sarcasm! @DamnHiIarious

13 years ago

Childhood is like being drunk. Everyone remembers what you did, except you.

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13 years ago

Mmm... Dounts

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34 Followers 339 Following

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84 Followers 135 Following carpenter and nature lover....loving all things bushcraft

Emily ann @Baby_hold_on

240 Followers 1K Following ♥ Justin Bieber █ ♥ █

The Art of Que @OYLif3

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Juju @rockstarrjuju

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Hill Climb @HillClimblyfe

22 Followers 80 Following The best game of life basically

- @drewslondon

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Priceless29 @GarryArthur1

45 Followers 159 Following

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152 Followers 543 Following Bla bla bla

Zanis Civkulis @lentokone01

42 Followers 236 Following Student

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58 Followers 297 Following

denise saunderson @zavierlys

28 Followers 214 Following I'm funky,love music nd crazy bowt dancing.

Candy Thompson @CandyRoxanne22

41 Followers 270 Following Aspiring Rapper, Muse, Cherokee and Mother of two boys.

Kal @Omolewa123

429 Followers 1K Following Don't judge someone without understanding there reason.

jeff simpson @SimpsonJeffy

165 Followers 1K Following

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152 Followers 330 Following

Lesley matthews @lesley_lezley

1 Followers 10 Following

Emily ann @Baby_hold_on

240 Followers 1K Following ♥ Justin Bieber █ ♥ █

Teen Facts ♥ @TeenThugLife

8 Followers 50 Following Teens are the most misunderstood people on EARTH! treated like children but expected to to act like adults. Dreaming...

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The Funny Notes @TheFunnyNotes

273K Followers 3K Following Just laugh out loud and fuck everything else!

Funny Quotes @FunnyQuotees

442K Followers 331K Following LAUGH!

Mamas Uncut @MamasUncutQA

1.6M Followers 12 Following Everything you need to know about parenting, family and relatonships

Tweets from Men's point of view!.

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Male Thoughts @SteveStfler

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NO FILTER ZONE @AltVaulz

929K Followers 43 Following Unfiltered mind, unedited life. Warning: may contain traces of reality. #NFZone

Homer J. Simpson @HomerJSimpson

1.8M Followers 15 Following Official Twitter for Homer Simpson.

she wants the p @tbhpizzafacts

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Nostalgia @ComedyPosts

2.0M Followers 114 Following

Freakiest posts @Freaki_posts

340K Followers 8K Following 👅 NSFW 🍆 - age 21

out of context things @TheComedyHumor

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