Controlled Op @Simulackrum
Spilling swigs for victims of kids and Afeni’s kid in the wavery with a platypus Joined September 2010-
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culture-war content farmers who profit off the death of real people are living a sort of walking death
culture-war content farmers who profit off the death of real people are living a sort of walking death
Guy who just lost 1k on a Sunday, Looking forward to some positive regression tonight
I clicked turn image into video with Grok, and it showed me one single catastrophe that keeps piling wreckage upon wreckage and hurls it in front of my feet.
Enough about your work wife. What about your work mom?
The western canon is long enough that we don’t need to add postmodern rusophilia picks to it
Accusing the woman performatively reading at the Ren Fare of witchcraft
Why is this dude always kicking Emmitt Till around like a political football?
Why is this dude always kicking Emmitt Till around like a political football?
Too many people use self deprecating humor as a way to gain pity instead of using it as a way to deflect from their own obvious vanity
The e gift of the magi: a man says on his dating profile that he likes to go to museums on a Sunday. The woman he matches with says she spends her Sunday watching football
Weird caption
The concept of someone doing retvrn eating but still being gluten free is hilarious
The concept of someone doing retvrn eating but still being gluten free is hilarious
Haunted by a coworker telling me she doesn’t have any hobbies, not even drugs all she does is read romance books
The argument posting one argument before shutting down due to infighting is hilarious
Hate when a white boy gives me a head nod. Can whoever is the owner of this cracker please lock him up
This is what Ethel Cain did to Lana Del Rey

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