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Q1. My wife embarrassed me in front of our kids because I lost my job (poor attendance). I left the house to cool down. I linked with this skinny, bucktoothed chick that liked me. I scooped her from work and we went to the park to … you know. Her head was in my lap when we heard gunfire near us. I threw the car in reverse, she bumped her head and bit down on me. 😫The pain. The unimaginable pain. The gunfire was still popping off, but I stopped the car and put her out, because f—k her toothy ass. I drove to the ER with tears in my eyes. My little guy 🍆 survived but I’m still healing. My wife tries to seduce me but I can’t. Wifey works at Taco Bell and she always smells like tacos. So she sits on my face and smothers me with that hairy taco 🌮 cat 🐱 and I pretend I just want to please her. I hate this hell I’m in. Do I tell her my 🍆 needs to heal and, let’s be celibate cuz I hate getting smothered by her taco cat? Or do I just grin and take it? Please help me make better decisions. I’m in pain. #SBCCHAT
Q2. Jay and I discussed world events, and how we’re so close to #WorldWar3 I told him that I was SO BLESSED that he’ll be with me in case we need to find food or fight to stay alive. Jay blurted: “I’ll be with my babymomma and our kids. You gonna have to figure it out on your own.” We still had s3x after he said that, but, EXCUSE ME? Jay has been in my bed on/off for 3 years. He’s not in a relationship with his babymomma, but he says she takes priority cuz “she’s like his wife.” I want to be his wife, but he sends me mixed messages. Sometimes he’s thoughtful (he brought me a bag of ice cuz he knew I didn’t have ice for our drinks), but most times he’s selfish. He never pays for food or helps me out. He visits to lay around in my house, eat my food, watch tv, and have s3x. I like his company. He makes funny memes for me. 🥹 I thought I had a partner for life, but how is it that he’s so quick to provide for his babymomma but wouldn’t check on me in WWW3? How to change him? #SBCCHAT
Q3. Average guy here. My wife of 17 years divorced me so I’m new to this dating a much younger woman thing. (She’s 23, I’m 51, she’s my daughter’s friend; wife caught us together). I think I’m seeing red flags, but I’m not sure. I think I may not please her in bed. For example, I took her to get her hair done. I told her how nice it looked. Her beautician said, “Now y’all go home and mess it up!” My girlfriend said, “Girl he couldn’t mess up my edges, hahahaha!” 😔 She spent the night with me at my bachelor’s pad. I tried to spoon with her, but she had a skillet under her pillow. “Why?” I asked. “I’ll crack your head before I let you Chris Watts me.” Chris Watts is a triple-murderer. I’m just an older guy. Her: “An old man will snap, take out his whole family and go to work on time the next day. Y’all can’t be trusted.” Not true. 🙁 I told her I expected love and reciprocation: “Give and take, makes us great.” Her: “Money makes me great. Give it to me and watch me take it.” I want to see more of her, but I feel like an ATM. My money is running low and I don’t want to lose her. I’m her boyfriend, not a trick. Also my daughter stop talking to me because of this situation, so I want to fix that, too. Advice. #SBCCHAT
Q4. A fake HOTEP-for-profit got me, y’all. He came into the hair salon to sell his scented oils. I was mesmerized by his mystic, s3xual aura as he told me his story: He’s a chemist. He’s the new director of the Frederick Douglass Marcus Garvey Academy’s online science department. And, he’s a certified Dream Interpreter. He looked like a Black Jesus. Burnt, bronze skin, dimples, long, soft locs. I bought $50 worth of oils and gave him my number. I told him that I dreamt about being barefoot and happy in a lush, warm climate. He told me it was OUR destiny to build a new life together in Zambia. We made love and that night I broke up with lame-ass Kenny. 😒 I sold my tiny home and gave HOTEP money to purchase a property for us in Zambia. I quit the job I hated. I bought our one-way tickets to Zambia and met him at the airport. HOTEP never showed up. Also, when I saw I only had $6 in my bank account, I collapsed at the airport and missed my flight. Lame ass Kenny refused to pick me up. My aunt took me in. I have a new job. I found the fake HOTEP and his new victim on SnapChat. How do I get revenge, and/or get my money back? Also, what’s the best way to win Kenny back? He’s lame but I miss him. Help. #SBCCHAT
Q5. Sundiata came into my life with 3 kids by 2 different women; he loves kids and is a good father. I rented a chair at a salon and was saving money to open my own spot. He launched several businesses that were illegal or just didn’t pop off. At the onset, when I pointed out things that may go wrong with his biz ideas, he would get furious and claim I don’t support him. I didn’t want to fight so when he mentioned a weekend-only daycare for toddlers, I smiled and agreed. He wanted to run the weekend daycare in the basement of MY house. People, mostly fathers, threw their kids into my basement WITHOUT their diaper bags or food and sped off. We had to threaten to post parents who didn’t pick up their kids by Sunday, midnight, on Facebook. Yes, we made money, but we spent most of it on diapers, food and toys for these strangers’ kids. I worked during the week and coming home to fighting toddlers was torture. I wanted my basement back! I introduced Sundiata to a daycare owner, and they worked to extend her hours to include the weekend. They’re making good money and acting like a power couple and I think I just gave my whole man away. I’m so stupid. He hasn’t been home in 2 months. What to do? #SBCCHAT
@SixBrownChicks So much to say and no words come to mind I'm just-
@SixBrownChicks Where does one get certification to interpret dreams? Anyone know?
@SixBrownChicks you don’t miss Lame Kenny. You miss the security that Kenny offered. Leave Kenny alone, you don’t deserve him. As far as the scam artist is concerned, contact the woman he’s with and y’all hook up and begin your revenge plot.
@SixBrownChicks So the director of the science department of an online academy sells oils and essence at the beauty shop and none of that was a red flag? 🚩 leave Kenny alone, he deserves so much better. You want your money back, go to the courts.