Rome. @SlammerMaster

I drink mad Orange Julius, watch way too much NBA basketball and ball out of control like you wouldn't believe. Dreaming of a Fish Center Live return. howdoigettotheinternet.com Tucson, AZ Joined November 2008

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Rome. @SlammerMaster

8 hours ago

The fact that Civil War is so obviously hilariously dumb to the vast majority people, but is the "one of the most important movies in years" to its targets is impressive in a way. It's like youtube finger family vids for political babies.

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claire de lune @ClaireMPLS

a week ago

you should have to be over .500 to qualify for the play in tournament what am i watching

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Rome. @SlammerMaster

a week ago

In comic books a creator can be so good that after they leave you'll buy comics from creators you don't like for years, but also a creator can be so bad that you won't buy comics from people who you like anymore who follow. Gerry Duggan is doing the latter now for X-Men.

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claire de lune @ClaireMPLS

a week ago

two things are true: 1) absolutely had to make an example of the first player to get caught fading his own stats to win money gambling 2) the level of hypocrisy, both because of the league’s own relationship w/ sportsbooks, and their lenience with domestic abuse, is astounding

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Jeff Stormer @PartyOfOnePod

a week ago

I cannot emphasize enough that, for the vast majority of the people who might be reading this tweet, if you're shopping for a mic, an $80 XLR/USB mic will do you 100X better than a $1000 microphone.

🎃Aaron Catano-Saez🇵🇷 @AaronCatanoSaez

a week ago

I cannot emphasize enough that, for the vast majority of the people who might be reading this tweet, if you're shopping for a mic, an $80 XLR/USB mic will do you 100X better than a $1000 microphone.

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Rome. @SlammerMaster

2 weeks ago

Wow they made a personal video just for me. Check out my 2024 ESPN Fantasy Basketball Flashback via @espn Fantasy - via @espn Fantasy

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Rome. @SlammerMaster

2 weeks ago

Taco Bell and Jack in the Box went from quietly being one of the best values in fast food to being one of the worst, while loudly screaming at you about how great a deal that expensive shit is. This is why you don't form parasocial relationships with fast food purveyors.

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LeBron James @KingJames

3 weeks ago

If you don’t rock with Caitlin Clark game you’re just a FLAT OUT HATER!!!!! Stay far away from them people!! PLEASE

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Rome. @SlammerMaster

4 weeks ago

Wow. #thatalottacookie

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Rome. @SlammerMaster

a month ago

Best commercials are probably the Home Depot Shaq commercial. These are all pretty good. Also I always laugh at that dog food commercial where the person kicks the person out for not like refrigerator dog food.

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Rome. @SlammerMaster

a month ago

Damn is every website but twitter half broken right now?

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Rome. @SlammerMaster

a month ago

I've blocked that shitty ad where the mom yells at her kid about changing her car's lights so many times. It successfully blocks the ad, but the makers of the ad have bought so many versions of this ad that I just have to keep blocking it.

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Rome. @SlammerMaster

a month ago

At this point I prefer Arizona to not get a 1 seed because losing in the first round as a 2 seed is less embarrassing.

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Rome. @SlammerMaster

a month ago

USC's defense is pretty legit and has clearly annoyed Arizona but good defense loses to good offense and also Arizona is pretty fired up after last game.

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Rome. @SlammerMaster

2 months ago

I really hate ESPN stealing every broadcast from the Lakers because I have to choose between listening to Celtics fans call the game or John Ireland just whine constantly.