Rep. Slumlord Goldman @SlumlordGoldman
Part time State Rep, aspiring alcohol hawker, widely respected by Texans for Vaccine Choice (Parody) Fort Worth, TX Joined October 2021-
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therealcraiggoldman.com Just created a new website if you want to learn more about me!
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excited to learn how i can federally enact laws to support slumlords
excited to learn how i can federally enact laws to support slumlords
Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary
I will also continue to be a slumlord for all Texans.
I will also continue to be a slumlord for all Texans.
Don’t let cutesy posts like these fool you. I am a Slumlord.
Don’t let cutesy posts like these fool you. I am a Slumlord.
Gorgeous gorgeous slumlords ethically source all their cockroaches
Your daily reminder that I have no radically held beliefs. I’m just here for political theatre.
Your daily reminder that I have no radically held beliefs. I’m just here for political theatre.
as energy chair, i did literally nothing to help better the situation. y’all on your own for this one. srrryyy :(
as energy chair, i did literally nothing to help better the situation. y’all on your own for this one. srrryyy :(
the cdc says that i am still a slumlord :)
The fake news media hurts my feelings, this is the only way I’ll be interviewed from now on.
The fake news media hurts my feelings, this is the only way I’ll be interviewed from now on.
Not gerrymandered enough
Not gerrymandered enough
Welcome to the party of slumlords and snakes!
Welcome to the party of slumlords and snakes!
It is the official opinion of Slumlord Goldman that Beto would make a better governor than Abbott.
Excited to win reelection in an extremely gerrymandered district where I purposely drew out an incredibly viable opponent because I am petty like that. Also excited to go back to Austin to loosen laws to benefit my family business of being slummyyyyy!!!
Excited to win reelection in an extremely gerrymandered district where I purposely drew out an incredibly viable opponent because I am petty like that. Also excited to go back to Austin to loosen laws to benefit my family business of being slummyyyyy!!!
I will be evicting them shortly
I love DST, your rent is now due one hour earlier. Noncompliance will be met with eviction.
For Halloween I will be handing out eviction notices.
Since Halloween is all about having fun and pretending, I'm dressing up as something I'll never get to be, a congressman.
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