The Smarkiest Smark @SmarkiestSmark
I sit behind a computer & tell professional artists how to do their job. Joined August 2016-
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You can only watch one @WWE show, which would you choose?
The @WWE #SuperstarShakeUp has been executed extremely poorly even by typical #WWE standards. I'm very disappointed.
Everyone in attendance at #RAW in #Uniondale & #Smackdown #Boston #tdgarden MUST chant #FireBradshaw #FireJBL @WWE #WWE #SmackdownLIVE
@WWE MUST #FireJBL Repeat offender #bully & sociopath #beAstar #SmackdownLIVE #Smackdown #RAW #WWE @JCLayfield #FireBradshaw #BoycottWWE
@DenimFritz605 Braun has progressed so fast. He's a natural talent with amazing strength & athleticism for a near giant.
What did Todd Grisham butcher worse, @ufc or @WWE ? @danawhite
How long it will be before @danawhite & @ufc acknowledge how awful & unqualified Todd Grisham is to do MMA play-by-play? #DumpsterFire
@WWE I might be in favor of a top cruiserweight getting that win to put over the division but the match psychology/aftermath would need 2B👍🏼
@WWE Even giving a guy like AJ that win is a waste He's already over Young talent would benefit most & Stroman could bounce back immediately
@WWE has forgotten how to build stars. 50/50 booking + bad angles/continuity creates a roster full of mid-card talent at best. x.com/smarkiestsmark…
@WWE is pushing Braun Stroman so much I assume they'll waste his first loss on Cena (Rusev) or someone like Reigns who won't get over for it
@WWE is pushing Braun Stroman so much I assume they'll waste his first loss on Cena (Rusev) or someone like Reigns who won't get over for it
Roman Reigns isn't a bad guy. He's not a good guy. He's not a heel. He's not a babyface. He's a Cenaface; Women & children win, smarks lose.
Reviewing the video should convince most people that Rollins' injury is legitimate. That's my belief, what's yours?
Of course an injured Rollins doesn't mean HHH would ever consider not working Mania & giving that spot to someone deserving. #egomaniac
@WWE Does 4 or 5 cool things and then ruins it with 20+ different instances of flaming crap. #RoyalRumble #ThisIsWhyWeCantHaveNiceThings
I wish they still did the backstage vignettes for the #RoyalRumble w/the competitors drawing their numbers. It adds story & entertainment.
#Raw where babyfaces get booed and heels get cheered.
Monroeville Mauler @Monroevillemaul
109 Followers 513 Following I saw no holds barred in the theater
Marvin Nickel @marvkimi
142 Followers 5K Following 45 Year old disabled former Air Force Firefighter.
Pro Wrestling Freedom... @pwfofficialpro
2K Followers 4K Following Pro Wrestling Freedom started in 2012 in the small city of Corbin, Kentucky. We will be returning to the kentuckyanna area in 2019.
Billy Besi @BesiBilly
6 Followers 91 Following
Tim Horner ⚡️ @WhiteLightinTIM
103 Followers 182 Following Top Heel in DTW. The best Promo ever in the Industry. Country Music Legend. King of Morristown ⚡️Parody account. A #BTTArmy member and living legend ⚡️
Fuller and longer @FullerAndLonger
35 Followers 32 Following Wrestling royalty with a BIG...personality. I have a HUGE amount of knowledge & I offer you my GIGANTIC amount of wisdom. This account contains ENORMOUS parody.
Various Styles @OneWrestle
866 Followers 4K Following
Debbie Sheely @debbie_sheely
67 Followers 317 Following Creative and Healthy Alternatives... ...that's my brainwave.
Dean Cornett @cornett195
2K Followers 4K Following Go Big Blue! UK Wildcats Dallas Cowboys Teacher X-C Coach Cyclist Landscaper all around athletic nerd.
Bottom Line Wrestling... @BottomLineCast
2K Followers 2K Following Est. 2018 Retrospective Podcast covering the career of the Texas Rattlesnake w/@mpru83 & @johnvandamage Not affiliated with WWE or Stone Cold Steve Austin
Crusty Curmudgeon @ccmudgeon
319 Followers 2K Following sorting things out here. retweets don’t imply agreement.
William Harding @WHardingKY
6K Followers 6K Following Former IT Network Admin & Systems Analyst. Photography and videographer. Crypto Mining "enthusiast" (understatment). GOMINING AMBASSADOR. WNBA Fan!
Kirk Campbell @KirkCam60501178
9 Followers 120 Following
Aeron Rydael @ahodge43
523 Followers 2K Following Texas Indy wrassler that luvs the Lakers, future ball coach # ballislife #neoaffliction4life @Neo_Affliction
Midnight Writer @1MidniteWriter
98 Followers 454 Following Aspiring author. My first book, THE JOBBER, will be out in 2018
Newborn King @Newbornking11
212 Followers 2K Following Music Hip-Hop/Rap R&B/Soul Pop Celebrity News Actors & Actresses Reality TV Movies Industry News Arts & Culture
charuka dilshan @charukadilsha12
14 Followers 197 Following no job😱 no vehicle🚗🚘 no girlfriend💏 I'm fun. for my friend👈👈💟💟💪
More Cowbell @MoreCowbell_007
23 Followers 23 Following
Buddy Landel @fakebuddylandel
105 Followers 91 Following Parody account made in tribute to the Real Nature Boy Buddy Landel
che 🇺🇦🇵🇸 @che251290
672 Followers 3K Following Mi cante ki yu ha ya ye (take my heart wherever I go). Just got engaged to my forever girl ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️💍💍
Haystacks Calhoun @Haystacks4Life
15 Followers 25 Following Haystacks Calhoun aka Country Boy Calhoun. 1966 Tri-States US Tag Team Champion. Parody but loved by all
Josh Harvoth @discojosh
321 Followers 3K Following Once a franchise, I now try to make the world a better place for the next generation.
❤️❤️ҡıṅɢ... @adammorgan65
760 Followers 4K Following
Marc Ethier @maskedmanmarc
398 Followers 2K Following Mask maker since July 2006. Need a hood? Contact me here, at [email protected] or on Facebook under 'Marc's Wrestling Masks'. ARRIBA! 🇨🇦
If Bucks signed @WWE @YBsignedwithWWE
79 Followers 1K Following Huge ROH and Young Bucks fan. This account is a parody of life for the young bucks if they signed with WWE.
The eerie geese @ShitlopsMcquade
7 Followers 72 Following the surviving member of the legendary wrestling faction 'The Coop'. in no way affiliated with the Freebirds ,Red Rooster or any other bird related gimmick.
richard barilla @richardbarilla
146 Followers 3K Following
Walker Smith @Games4Life12345
10 Followers 94 Following
Travis Big Poppa Sand... @Travis_BigPoppa
284 Followers 3K Following Never underestimate the power of love and tacos... Ever!!!
Hồng Ưng Vũ @vhongung
35 Followers 134 Following
Alan Hays @SpyboySportsCap
512 Followers 2K Following Sports fan: Bama (alum), Titans, Braves, swings to the left, wrestling fan (mostly heels), avid reader, music fan (country and western) jazz, soul, tango.
KingDaevid MacKenzie @Ultimajock
440 Followers 2K Following News commentator, disc jockey, author, comedy collector and super-genius. Not necessarily in that order.
Wrestler Weekly @wrestlerweekly
9K Followers 7K Following THE HISTORY CHANNEL OF PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING Established in 2016 Scottie #SR Mike #ML Reggie #RR #FamilyBaconRasslin #BeltVsBelt @beltvsbelt
Michael @Michael62890791
9 Followers 353 Following
Hot Bruno @HotBruno605
179 Followers 74 Following I make em hot I make em shiver Whenever I'm around They see me walk They hear me talk I make em feel Like they're on cloud 9 I'm https://t.co/E7yIHWeI1I guy
joethecabdriver @joethecabdriver
178 Followers 797 Following
Vernon dthornton jr @dthornton_jr
76 Followers 1K Following First and foremost I am a MOG first, love Sports, wwe, football, boxing, my favorite teams are FSU, Chicago bulls, San Francisco,and others love wwe superstars
Raymond James @DoubleJ420
303 Followers 355 Following #BunchOfJerks #TakeWarning #CaniacNation #Canes #nXt #Bro!!!!!!
Fuller and longer @FullerAndLonger
35 Followers 32 Following Wrestling royalty with a BIG...personality. I have a HUGE amount of knowledge & I offer you my GIGANTIC amount of wisdom. This account contains ENORMOUS parody.
Josh Harvoth @discojosh
321 Followers 3K Following Once a franchise, I now try to make the world a better place for the next generation.
HoarseWithNoName @Doctor_D_03
70 Followers 98 Following
Doink @Doink2016
276 Followers 995 Following Just a clown who likes to laugh ;) Not a parody account, just paying homage to the original
MyrontheMark @myronthemarktop
2K Followers 3K Following Covering wrestling for @tappedoutpod is a wrestling fan's childhood dreams come true. Never know what show I'll turn up at next. Still a fan, still a mark.
Buddy Landel @fakebuddylandel
105 Followers 91 Following Parody account made in tribute to the Real Nature Boy Buddy Landel
More Cowbell @MoreCowbell_007
23 Followers 23 Following
Midnight Writer @1MidniteWriter
98 Followers 454 Following Aspiring author. My first book, THE JOBBER, will be out in 2018
Aeron Rydael @ahodge43
523 Followers 2K Following Texas Indy wrassler that luvs the Lakers, future ball coach # ballislife #neoaffliction4life @Neo_Affliction
Crusty Curmudgeon @ccmudgeon
319 Followers 2K Following sorting things out here. retweets don’t imply agreement.
Bottom Line Wrestling... @BottomLineCast
2K Followers 2K Following Est. 2018 Retrospective Podcast covering the career of the Texas Rattlesnake w/@mpru83 & @johnvandamage Not affiliated with WWE or Stone Cold Steve Austin
William Harding @WHardingKY
6K Followers 6K Following Former IT Network Admin & Systems Analyst. Photography and videographer. Crypto Mining "enthusiast" (understatment). GOMINING AMBASSADOR. WNBA Fan!
Haystacks Calhoun @Haystacks4Life
15 Followers 25 Following Haystacks Calhoun aka Country Boy Calhoun. 1966 Tri-States US Tag Team Champion. Parody but loved by all
Wrestling! Yay! @IndyWrestlin
351 Followers 2K Following Just another wrestling fan. Love indy wrestling, WWE, TNA, ROH, Beyond, CZW, NJPW, WCPW.
Barley Chimpfingers @HumanTarget13
2K Followers 4K Following Punk Rock, Wresting, Horror and Indie Cinema, Sarcasm, Anti Don Takano and Assholes, and the Usual Things in Life! Respect!! Enjoy Yourself! ME/MYSELF/I Giallo
Cory @thetopheel
96 Followers 675 Following all about grapz, pizza, hoops, maintaining sanity - shootin dice with larry bird in barcelona
Harley @HarleyTough
202 Followers 87 Following I enjoy guns, beer, cigarettes, fast driving, tight submissions, and loose women. The toughest parody account on God's Green Earth.
Mudshow Mike Mills @Mike504Saints
3K Followers 250 Following Football Junkie & Old School Rasslin Fan. Living The Dream Brother! #Saints, #GeauxTigers & #ForTheW🛩 @BTT_Podcast #BTTArmy #BeBlessedAndBeABlessing!
Booking The Territory... @BTT_Podcast
11K Followers 8K Following The UN-Professional Wrestling Podcast. Classic wrestling podcast recaps & ridiculousness are our thing. Listen & enjoy! #BTTArmy
Mr.⚡️Herb Abrams @LubedHerbAbrams
128 Followers 60 Following I dig wrestling, lube, hookers, cocaine, paying people to beat up pretty boys, stealing company names, smashing shit with a baseball bat, & this parody account.
Virgil @PhuckMoney
64 Followers 41 Following Just hoping this parody account can get me some phuck money, bookings, or Olive Garden spaghetti. Available for birthday parties & Bar Mitzvahs.
Foot Von Erich @FootVonEric
43 Followers 61 Following I'm the prosthetic foot of the late great Hall of famer Kerry Von Erich
Hot Bruno @HotBruno605
179 Followers 74 Following I make em hot I make em shiver Whenever I'm around They see me walk They hear me talk I make em feel Like they're on cloud 9 I'm https://t.co/E7yIHWeI1I guy
Tiny Url Hebner @TinyUrlHebner
135 Followers 130 Following Parody & 1 half of the sexist twins in professional wrestling history. First referee in the hall of fame and Montreal public enemy #2
Jimmy Jam Garvin @FakeJimmyJam
260 Followers 84 Following Parody account of the fourth Freebird, also known as Gorgeous Jimmy Jam Garvin. Flaunting my good looks all over the Mid-Southern and Florida territories.
Rasslin' Glen Goza @GozaGlen
171 Followers 117 Following Well I signed up for an account here on Twitter But when asked to introduce myself it just made me bitter I'm goin' to rasslin' GOOOOOOIIIIN' TO RASSLIN'!!!
Gino Hernandez @GinosBakeGoods
206 Followers 67 Following Hernandez parody Twitter account. Also top notch worker, an all around great baker. Ask Fritz how great my bake goods are.
Nature Goy Ric Flair @TheNatureGoy
111 Followers 57 Following A yarmulke wearing woooo, manischewitz drinking wooo, a shiksa kiss stealing wooo, a non German car driving wooo, sabbath keeping greatest NWA champion.
The Great Brian Last @GreatBrianLast
70K Followers 76 Following I have thoughts. I'll share them with you. President of Arcadian Vanguard, host of @605pod, co-host & producer of Jim Cornette's podcasts and @SuperPodcasts!
6:05 Superpodcast @605pod
8K Followers 31 Following A podcast about classic wrestling hosted by @greatbrianlast
Beef Booty Barber @BeefBootyBarber
75 Followers 57 Following My full name is Beef Booty Barber Zodiac Disciple Brute Boulder. My doctor thinks this parody account may be schizophrenic.
''The Ultimate One'' ... @GODBOLDUNREAL
755 Followers 573 Following 35+YEARS IN THE PRO WRESTLING BUSINESS! *RETIRED* #CBWA HOF CLASS OF 2017. 1x CBWA NORTH AMERICAN CHAMP 1x CBWA SOUTH AMERICAN CHAMP.
Douchebag @BullyBradshaw
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