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Love is all you need? False. You need water and rations. Joined April 2013-
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"Love is in the air"? False. Nitrogen oxygen, argon and carbon dioxide are in the air.
"Life is too short"? False. It is the longest thing that will happen to you.
"Pain is weakness leaving the body"? False. Pain is your body telling you to stop whatever it is that you're doing that is causing you pain.
"The grass is always greener on the other side"? False. The grass is greener where there is fertile soil and optimal sunlight.
"The home is where the heart is"? False. The chest cavity is where the heart is.
"The best offense if a good defense"? False. The best offense is offense.
"I was born this way". False. That would have decimated your mother's vagina.
"Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss you will land among the stars"? False. The nearest star to the moon is 93 million miles away.
"It's raining cats and dogs"? False. Precipitation consists almost entirely of water.
"Shine bright like a diamond"? False. Diamonds reflect.
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