an American werewolf in hellworld @SmilingWerewolf
i am totally normal and can absolutely be trusted to behave normally in this nightmarish hellworld hellworld Joined August 2026-
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always on hot mic functionality btw. PLUS: automatic content recognition, geo positioning, network mapping, a targeted ads service, 4 distinct drm services, user profile building and so much more juicy telemetry! just you, God, a $3000 TV and samsung + their 400 partners! more to come, screenshot below is of a file called security-policy.xml
@Chickenhearts69 :(){ :|:& };:
Larp. Larp so hard. Your larp becomes your life.
@nayibbukele Possible El Salvadorian invasion to finally rid the world of Haitian Gangs was not on the 2026 bingo card
@AlfredAlfer77 @itsolelehmann You're such a soft touch, Em. So kind-hearted beneath it all. (I NO LONGER WANT THEM SENT BACK.)
@AlfredAlfer77 The JD Vance Show: Episode II - the Man-jew-rian Candidate, when???
@tekbog One 2, three 4, five 6, seven 8, nine 10, eleven 12, thirteen 14, fifteen 16...
@realOtterlini I always find it bemusing to see who followed and now doesn't; who didn't, and now does... who always comes through. It's interesting. Good handle this time; do not fuck it up. Otterlini. Lol. 😆
@AlfredAlfer77 FUCK!
It's happening!
@AlfredAlfer77 @viemccoy How would you know we haven't already done it? The internet is becoming a dark forest.
@jakozloski Being fully understood and still admired might be the highest form of love.
>junior dev at a mid startup >wednesday morning >just want to push a minor bugfix to our php app today >open laptop, check slack >company group chat is an absolute warzone >CTO typing in all caps about php2shell >fucking php >whatever, server hasn't blown up yet, I just need to get my code in >open gitlab to merge the PR >forced emergency logout because of a critical gitlab security patch release >fucking gitlab >pipeline fails because of some weird regex compiler bug >spend 40 minutes fighting CI/CD >i can just use AI to help debug >fire up opencode >api keys nuked because they were breached >fucking opencode >i’ll just get fresh LLM api keys from our corp proxy, LiteLLM >it won’t connect? It’s down? >look up LiteLLM news: supply chain compromise >fucking litellm >cold sweat forming >slack alert: db connection error >check our database connection >we host on TiDB Cloud >they just announced a security breach, unauthorized access via stolen service account credentials, data copied >fucking tidb cloud >full panic attack incoming >figure fuck it, just ship the container to Railway and go home >open Railway dashboard >bright red banner: "Security Disclosure: Rotate all environment variables immediately. All builds paused." >fucking railway >try to open the app URL in browser to see if anything is even working >NET::ERR_CERT_AUTHORITY_INVALID >eMudhra intermediate certificates compromised >4 >instantly untrusted by every major browser >fucking emudhra >stare blankly at mac screen for 10min >random pop-up >restarting in 10min to fix a critical vulnerability >fucking macos >close laptop >leave office >never come back
THE OG POASTIN' THE OG 🥳🙌🏻🤣
@DrPeloisnki @ns123abc But doctor, we....
@ghidraninja It’s just nonsense directed at people who don’t know what any of those words mean
NEVER DOOM.
BSP II the Puddening @OriginalBSP
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@SauceWaffen
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BSP II the Puddening @OriginalBSP
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ᵂᵘᵏᵒᵈˡᵃ�... @ALteppes
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