Funny Jokes and PJs @Sms2Text
Get Funny Jokes, PJs, and other SMS right here. :) sms2text.blogspot.com Mumbai Joined August 2010-
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The recipe said "Set the oven to 180 degrees," so I did, but now I can't open it because the door faces the wall.
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Teacher: What will you get if you add 8658 and 9856, and divide it by 13? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Student: Wrong Answer. :P :D
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