Mr. Rensing ⚜️ @Smugg66
Sometimes I think a single sneeze could be the end of me. 1992 Proctor Elementary Chess Co-Champion Kansas City Joined February 2008-
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For real never kill your self
Nicolas Cage and Antonio Banderas will be the leads of ‘TRUE DETECTIVE’ Season 5. Filming begins next year.
I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.
I’ll take @ellalangleymsic over Kacey Musgraves any day. And if I’m choosin’ Texas, I’ll take Ken Paxton over James Talarico.
white people be like i have to pick up my dog’s Invisalign
Mitch McConnell is the only vegetable the FDA hasn’t recalled
people keep sending me this cause he’s wearing my shirt, if anyone knows the guy getting wrongfully slapped here, let him know I’m with him 🫡
Guy at a Chicago Cubs game refuses to stand during the National Anthem! The guy behind him gets pissed and does this....
Met a man from Switzerland who is in Kansas City for the first time. "Never thought about [KC}. Middle of nowhere, middle of America. Love it. ... It's all about love. It's all about people. It's like, we are all the same. No matter which color, no matter which age. That's it."
This is how much the rich hate you.
AI costs more than the people it replaced, per Forbes.
American soccer clubs don't even have the World Cup on their radar, their goal is to win U13 tournaments across state lines and bleed your wallet dry in the process
I spoke to McConnell for about 20 minutes this morning. He said we should end the war with Iran, quit giving aid to Israel, stop spying on Americans without a warrant, and he’s really sorry about how my primary turned out.
Mitch McConnell is actually the best Metaphor for, and representation of, America and our political system. He spent almost a century making the world a better place for only himself and his friends, married an immigrant while working tirelessly against other immigrants, manipulated the system to increase his power only to be usurped & made impotent by someone even more unethical, unscrupulous and power hungry. Then when the system is finally done with him, they keep his dead body on life support just to use him for one more power move until finally allowing him sweet sweet death while his wife flees the country and his children go into hiding. And when it's all said and done, he'll be best remembered for a meme that made him into a turtle. America.
If you think I’ll be supporting Germany because Jurgen Klopp is their manager, then you’d be absolutely spot on.
Liverpool's Greatest - No.4: Mohamed Salah 👑
FIFA announcer: “Kansas City is the only town I’ve been in the entire world where the sun goes down but it doesn’t get any cooler” Yeah dude …we know
Hydration break can eat a dick
I am officially nominating Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) for the Nobel Peace Prize. No President in History has ended the same war so many times. Our Dear Leader has ended the war with Iran at least 38 times by CNN’s count. No President has ever done this before. And he is nowhere near finished ending it. It’s a record worthy of the Nobel committee’s recognition. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
Speechless 🥹🫶 #NothingLikeOranje #FIFAWorldCup #TUNNED
norm macdonald weekend update joke
Police in Australia are searching for missing magician Daniel Hidden after he vanished without a trace His family have said his disappearance is out of character
Last time the Knicks won the championship the president resigned in disgrace shortly after.
Em & clover @just_emma5358
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5 Followers 419 Following i'm nice to everyone except people who leave me on read
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Allison @paulsipkema
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689 Followers 1K Following I tweet about HS sports. WCHS & UCM Grad, amateur photog and dog lover. "The world needs less ESPN and more Dick Puhr."
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Chiefs Core @ChiefsCore
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Alan Is Not Your Spac... @effingalan
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Michelle @YesThatMichelle
646 Followers 1K Following I have hobbies… but they have their own Twitter account so… 🤷🏻♀️
Christina Pazsitzky @ChristinaP
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The Chamber of Consci... @TCoCPodcast
91 Followers 952 Following A podcast featuring hosts Kevin Rygiel, Mike K., and various guests where they bring whatever is on their mind to the table.
Mark Knust @MrMarkKnust
66 Followers 126 Following these tweets are my opinions but cant be held against me in any arguments.![A Mindful [Satirical] Production.](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1090539984690561024/oEsC-S1k.jpg)
ezra @ezrawhitaker21
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Doug Cowan @doug_cowan
531 Followers 567 Following Father, husband, Catholic, President & CEO of @cslcares. Lover of Main Street.
Allen Little @AllenjBig
69K Followers 58K Following The official twitter of your favorite Motivational Speaker & Entrepreneur Allen Little. Spreading the gift of Godfidence to the world.
Alana - ElevenThreeKC... @eleventhreeKC
3K Followers 2K Following A #Craftbeer enthusiast excited for what #KansasCity is bringing to the #beer scene. And I want to share it all with you! Cheers! #staylokcal 🍻
My BeerBuzz @mybeerbuzz
12K Followers 7K Following Bringing Good Beers & Good People Together -- NEW Craft Beer & Breaking Beer News, Co-Host WILK Friday BeerBuzz.. Instagram: mybeerbuzz - Untappd: mybeerbuzz
Free State Brewery @FreeStateBeer
14K Followers 4K Following 🍺 The Original Kansas Craft Brewery since 1989. Brewpub located in downtown Lawrence. Distributed across Kansas, Missouri, and Nebraska #BecauseWithoutBeer
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Choehns @christelhoehns
27 Followers 355 Following
Christopher Hitchens ... @HitchensQuotes
20K Followers 3K Following Quotes on politics & literature from the late Christopher Hitchens, independent radical, internationalist, anti-totalitarian, atheist & anti-theist. UNOFFICIAL.
Marjie Knust @mknust
201 Followers 523 Following Comms pro. Mom of 3, part-time runner, always-improving writer, wine and cheese lover, avid reader and late-to-the-party tweeter
StockyardsBrewingCo @StockyardsBeer
3K Followers 306 Following Brewing beer in the historic Stockyards District of KC, MO. Now open in the former Golden Ox.
Brooke @brookemckellips
46 Followers 332 Following
Muyinza Fan Fire @paulinebutlhine
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phoebe daily @sourcebridgers
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Niall Stanage @NiallStanage
68K Followers 7K Following White House Columnist @TheHill; Recent TV: @CNN, @MSNOWNEWS, @NewsNation and more; Product of Ireland; Usual disclaimers apply. Email: [email protected]
What’s Wright? with... @WhatsWrightShow
42K Followers 59 Following @getnickwright ditches the debate desk to tell you What’s Wright.
The Hollywood Handle @HollywoodHandle
176K Followers 67 Following Welcome to The Hollywood Handle! Updates, News, Reviews, and Much More! 📩: [email protected]
Governor Newsom Press... @GovPressOffice
697K Followers 1K Following Official account for the press office of @CAGovernor Gavin Newsom #CaliforniaForAll
Jazz Dispensary @jazzdispensary
15K Followers 76 Following From acid-jazz groovers to spaced-out cosmic explorations and beyond, Jazz Dispensary opens the door to a heightened musical experience.
David Pakman @dpakman
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Ashaya 🌈 @MeereeneseKnot
6K Followers 478 Following Video editor/co-host of History of Westeros - @WesterosHistory. Sci-fi (#TheExpanse), fantasy (#ASOIAF #HOTD), comedies, WOMEN~ MQLMCK
Bobby Stroupe @bobbystroupe
38K Followers 4K Following Coach, father, believer, lifetime learner. 25+ years dedicated to improving lives and protecting futures through the field of human performance.
Alex Cole @acnewsitics
328K Followers 30K Following Progressive news with personality. Verified facts. Daily receipts & sharp analysis. 🇺🇸 | 🇨🇦 • [email protected]
Roaring Kitty @TheRoaringKitty
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Dissect Podcast @dissectpodcast
99K Followers 699 Following A podcast that dissects one album per season, one song per episode.
Sto the Last. @BigSto
17K Followers 6K Following 35. Creative/Artist Marketing Consultant - Best-Selling Author -🖊 for Darkchild, Aria Lanelle, Brainorchestra, Abhi the Nomad, Braille, Imani Nichele + more
OSINTtechnical @Osinttechnical
1.9M Followers 950 Following PAI enjoyer, OSINT guy @hntrbrkmedia, my views/freezing cold takes are my own. For full disclosures, visit https://t.co/JOtQx4pI3e.
Acyn @Acyn
787K Followers 5K Following Senior Digital Editor for https://t.co/ok280opPL9 Clips made with @SnapStream Internet Hooligan…
Destiny | Steven Bonn... @TheOmniLiberal
308K Followers 118 Following I am the political commentator that your favorite political commentator has nightmares about. Thousands of debates | Millions of viewers worldwide
Boots Riley @BootsRiley
190K Followers 17K Following New film, I Love Boosters IN THEATERS AND VOD IN NORTH AMERICA NOW. In theaters internationally in October.
Making Sense Podcast @MakingSenseHQ
32K Followers 40 Following Join neuroscientist, philosopher, and bestselling author Sam Harris as he explores the mind, society, and current events. Account run by Team Sam.
SK⚡️ @raptalksk
291K Followers 1K Following hip-hop head | music plug | vinyl collector | boston sports | i like watching films (https://t.co/zxWuU2wozN) | inquiries: [email protected]
Democracy Docket @DemocracyDocket
365K Followers 270 Following Leading digital news platform covering voting rights, elections, and the courts — from an unapologetically pro-democracy standpoint. Founded by @marceelias
suzannesolow @blondewave_
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John Prine Quotes @PrineJohn
11K Followers 571 Following As far as guitar picking, if I make the same mistakes at the same time every day, people will start calling it a style.”
Ralph Nader @RalphNader
139K Followers 423 Following The official Twitter page of consumer advocate, author and former presidential candidate Ralph Nader. (Tweets by Nader staff unless designated with -R)
Chef Reactions @ChefReactions
467K Followers 475 Following Extra Salty | Side of Sarcasm *BS allergy* that annoying, monotone chef from TikTok — CR x Hedley & Hat for Meals On Wheels 👇
Hindenburg Research @HindenburgRes
849K Followers 0 Following Popped bubbles as we saw them, including our own. We expressed strong opinions. Not investment advice.
wint @dril
1.7M Followers 408 Following welcome to my shit https://t.co/SuXccfQtN7 https://t.co/kHbbE12Ftx https://t.co/uXYQZrfYdk
Marc E. Elias @marceelias
842K Followers 187 Following Founder @democracydocket. Chair of Elias Law Group. My dog's name is Blue.
Dan White @atdanwhite
142K Followers 2K Following writer. currently: St. Denis Medical | formerly: twitter
nick wright @getnickwright
663K Followers 1K Following @FTFonFS1.. @whatswrightshow… @trintage… @WAERsports Hall of Famer… @getnickwright on all social platforms [email protected] for inquiries
WCHS Tennis @WCBearTennis
390 Followers 283 Following
Pickswise @Pickswise
305K Followers 48 Following Your app for FREE picks, props, parlays and all of the can’t-miss sportsbook bonuses. Account run by Intern Alex. 21+. Gambling Problem? Call 1-800-GAMBLER
Greg McGhee @GMcGhee18
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Dan Bennett @DanBennett3
5K Followers 2K Following Fantasy Premier League veteran. 10 top 10k finishes. #Elite64
lazlo @lazlokc
26K Followers 8K Following waiting for the great leap forward #listenlonger proud north london alum on your radio in these fine cities. #kc #vegas #detroit 98.9 the rock
JOZYBLOWS. @JozyBlows
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harpbarbecue @harpbarbecue
1K Followers 271 Following American Barbecue. 6633 Raytown Road Wed-Sat 11:00-6:00
OLSC Kansas City @OLSCKansasCity
1K Followers 493 Following Official Liverpool Supporters Club Kansas City ⚽️ Join us at Chicken N Pickle-NKC 🏟 Follow OLSC Kansas City on Facebook & Instagram 🔴 You'll Never Walk AloneYou might like
