Nate Johnson @SourJacket
Joined August 2011-
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I definitely wasn't this sweaty the last time I tweeted
Sometimes I forget that I'm God. Then I remember.
Can't remember if I forgot to feed my dog this past month. Now I can't find her.
Game of Thrones is the most complex porno I've ever seen! And the best!
That awkward moment when you find your erection in an agressive nun.
You know you're big on Twitter when you get a favorite by someone named Chocolate MILF.
Totally forgot to put my penis back in my pants after going pee this morning. I can't believe no one told me all day!
Good shit poly
Oh my god! I can not even tweet anymore!
Man on street: "y'all got them beety eyes! I remember when I got them eggplant eyes!"
So that's what Seth MacFarlane sounds like...
The last time I went to my wife's family's house her dad wouldn't let us sleep together, which was a shame considering how attractive he is.
I'm really good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I never really understood why though...
Lemonade 4loko = Mike's Harder Lemonade
Thats not snow. Thats jizz. My bad guys!
"Da-da-da do ya have it, GUTS!" What I say when I drink my workout supplements without doing my daily workout, which consists of a sit up.
Just rallied on City Hall to support more gun-control legislation. Totally stopped the cops from breaking it up when i pulled out my 9mm.
Ohhhhh that's where babies come from! Wow so much for the stork! That was such bullshit!
I totally called beyonce as the halftime show
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