Space Command HQ @SpaceCommandHQ

Dispatches from Space Command HQ. Find Space Command and the Planet of the Bejewelled Concubines at http://t.co/VZit3X8M amzn.to/atEZo9 Pasadena, CA Joined August 2011

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Space Command HQ @SpaceCommandHQ

6 years ago

Get The Planet of the Telepathic Jellyfish & 14 more absurd space tales in Space Command! Parody bestseller! amzn.to/atEZo9Get #parody #scifi

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Space Command HQ @SpaceCommandHQ

6 years ago

“No sing on Tongrin! Tongrin no afraid!” Lannrat’s threat of musical mockery shocked Tongrin into acquiescence. amzn.to/NhTmgL #scifi #sff #parody

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Space Command HQ @SpaceCommandHQ

6 years ago

“Now that we’re on the Planet of Frozen Spiders you can study more arachnids than any space arachnologist in history.” amzn.to/atEZo9 #parody #scifi

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Space Command HQ @SpaceCommandHQ

6 years ago

“Not up on your Glabber-Smull? They contributed so much to galactic culture: like small hockey & the block flute.” amzn.to/NhTmgL #scifi #parody

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Space Command HQ @SpaceCommandHQ

6 years ago

@thatzenblog The Oompah Loompahs consider them a delicacy...

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Space Command HQ @SpaceCommandHQ

6 years ago

"Commander Brogan Lannrat has led over two dozen military and research missions to distant galaxies, several of which have ended in success." amzn.to/2whgsox #scifi #parody #KindleUnlimited

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Space Command HQ @SpaceCommandHQ

6 years ago

"The crypto-sacred structure rose above the scrubby plain in multiple, staggered layers like a giant construction made from bloated, misshapen casino dice spread across a sandy, faded gambling table." amzn.to/2whgsox #scifi #parody

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Space Command HQ @SpaceCommandHQ

6 years ago

Diego effortlessly adopted the tone of a Space Academy instructor, a smooth, authoritative manner that gave most people an irresistible urge to take notes. “I can assure you that The Planet of the Rapacious Dogg exists…" amzn.to/2whgsox #scifi #parody #kindleunlimited

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Space Command HQ @SpaceCommandHQ

6 years ago

Phearon nodded the nod of a man who’d been through all too many such briefings. “I’ve been there and killed that.” amzn.to/2whgsox #scifi #parody

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Charles Reads @CharlesReads13

6 years ago

5 out of 5 stars for I Was a Teenage Ghost Hunter by @brianhenry63 ! #bookreview #bookblog charlesreads.net/i-was-a-teenag…

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Space Command HQ @SpaceCommandHQ

6 years ago

Lannrat had personally seen more planetary systems than Burl had drunk beers, and that was a heck of a lot of systems. amzn.to/NhTmgL #scifi #parody #KindleUnlimited

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Mystic KT Reads 😻🐈😻 @MysticKT1

6 years ago

Just finished reading I Was A Teenage Ghost Hunter by Brian K. Henry and love this as much as the first. Please go to the following link to read the full review: citbpart2b.blogspot.com/2020/06/review… @brianhenry63

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Space Command HQ @SpaceCommandHQ

6 years ago

Fans compare it to Douglas Adams & Terry #Pratchett! Read my sci-fi parody Space Command and the Planet of the Bejewelled Concubines FREE on #KindleUnlimited! amzn.to/2whgsox

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Space Command HQ @SpaceCommandHQ

6 years ago

Phearon had thrown off caution like a fat drunkard discarding a scratchy, moth-eaten quilt on a humid summer day. amzn.to/NhTmgL #parody #scifi

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Brian Henry @brianhenry63

6 years ago

Ghost Hunter podcast coming soon! instagram.com/p/CAp2iFYgy3T/…

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Space Command HQ @SpaceCommandHQ

7 years ago

Meet the Space Command team: slinky, fashionable space anthropologist Felissa Slinksainen amzn.to/NhTmgL#scifi #parody #KindleUnlimited

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Space Command HQ @SpaceCommandHQ

7 years ago

Mento ran a quick check of the Space Command rules for team-member abandonment. “If a ship Commander voluntarily maroons an officer on a hostile planet, the consequences may be two years solitary pod detention and a public shaming.” amzn.to/2whgsox #parody #scifi

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Space Command HQ @SpaceCommandHQ

7 years ago

“Remember what our revered, founding Prime Commander Blouder said. ‘The past is like meat from yesterday, soggy and maggot-ridden’. amzn.to/NhTmgL #parody #Kindle

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Space Command HQ @SpaceCommandHQ

7 years ago

“I’m telling you that deadly junk hunk was coming up on us like a famished loon grizzly pouncing on a beached salmon.” amzn.to/NhTmgL #kindle #scifi #parody

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Space Command HQ @SpaceCommandHQ

7 years ago

First lines for a sci-fi novel: “There is more caffeine on my single planet than exists in the entirety of your galaxy,” boasted Coffee Bot 8000, with a threatening puff of steam.