nick @Spanonymously

@saraaaloo what’s a horror movie you’ve watched that you could handle? nowhere near Hereditary “that’s gonna stick with me for a while” territory. and some really stunningly colorful and bright visuals for the genre

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7 years ago

*when the group message blue* group: 😃 *when the group message green* -1232: ok who is it -4519: oh my godddd -3823: 💩 💩 💩 -2091: whoever you are, i’m going to mercilessly hunt you to the end of your days. i’ve got shooters out here, watch your back android user:

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7 years ago

“high school didn’t teach me anything, i could tell you all the parts of a cell but not how to do my taxes” alright little billy, refer to line 3 of form 2A and compare that to the sums of columns 4, ‱, and ¥. you’re going to be bankrupt the rest of your life you little sausage

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7 years ago

@pizzaandwigz bro that eagle taking a knee after deciding whether or not to merc the bunny absolutely slays me

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7 years ago

@vanschneider Sleep, without a doubt.

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8 years ago

netflix should make a serial killer special about people who use assistive touch on undamaged iPhones

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8 years ago

lil skies makes music for kids who smoke cigarettes in the mall parking lot and only buy jeans with a rip that shows their rose thigh tattoo

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8 years ago

it’s tempting to buy everything on amazon, but if we don’t support small business and companies now Bezos will be the only man left in play

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8 years ago

people who like game of thrones watching the premiere: 😃👍🏻 people who’ve never watched an episode on every social media platform: wOw cAn’T BeLiEvE u LiKe tHat sHow 😒🤪 noOoO one CARES u waTcH thAt 💩😝 my whole personality is based on not liking things other people enjoy 🙈🙊