Jeff Jarrett's Spatchcocked Chicken @SpatchcokChickn

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Jeff Jarrett's Spatchcocked Chicken @SpatchcokChickn

2 days ago

just witnessed someone without a train ticket try to bribe the inspector with a quiche

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Jeff Jarrett's Spatchcocked Chicken @SpatchcokChickn

6 days ago

The lady next to me at the nail salon got too full of quiche and made her husband leave work to come pick her up and he just walked in and goes "seriously Lisa it's a Monday" and then she ordered another slice for the ride home and it was a beautiful moment really

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Jeff Jarrett's Spatchcocked Chicken @SpatchcokChickn

7 days ago

Someone said "20 years ago", and my mind went "Ah yes! 2004", and they meant 2004 and now I need a quiche.

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Jeff Jarrett's Spatchcocked Chicken @SpatchcokChickn

2 weeks ago

I will never forget the time that I helped interview a man for a job opening and when he was asked what he would contribute to the team he said "probably quiche"

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Jeff Jarrett's Spatchcocked Chicken @SpatchcokChickn

2 weeks ago

I was in a park and a lady loudly called out "Anyone who wants quiche come over here". I headed over with everyone. She handed out quiche to them all then asked me "Who are you?". I realised the rest were all her family. 15 years later I still think about it

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Jeff Jarrett's Spatchcocked Chicken @SpatchcokChickn

a month ago

The quiche is always missin an I found out my little brothers been takin it school coz he said the canteen sells it 20p a slice so he sells it for 10p an goes round at lunch givin our flpin quiche& said he made a tenner in his best week lord sugar is that u

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Jeff Jarrett's Spatchcocked Chicken @SpatchcokChickn

a month ago

The most embarrassing thing was when I decided to sneak quiche in to the club so put it down my bra, forgot about it, took some lad home with me and he undone my bra and a load of quiche just came falling out

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Jeff Jarrett's Spatchcocked Chicken @SpatchcokChickn

a month ago

them: tuna quiche is a great idea on paper but doesn't work in practice me, an intellectual: tuna yogurt isn't even a good idea on paper

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Jeff Jarrett's Spatchcocked Chicken @SpatchcokChickn

a month ago

Just had an Openreach engineer come round to upgrade my broadband and when I offered him a cup of tea he goes "Actually I really fancy a quiche if you've got one?" hahaha what the flip

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Jeff Jarrett's Spatchcocked Chicken @SpatchcokChickn

a month ago

Dying for that feeling when you get off the plane on holiday and a quiche just hits you square in the face

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Jeff Jarrett's Spatchcocked Chicken @SpatchcokChickn

a month ago

Sorry but people who eat quiche with a spoon were either an armed robber or brick layer in a previous life because why do you need to shovel quiche into your mouth.

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Jeff Jarrett's Spatchcocked Chicken @SpatchcokChickn

a month ago

asked my 5-year-old what she wanted for dinner and she said "not a burned quiche" bc in the summer of 2019 I overcooked one side of her quiche

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Jeff Jarrett's Spatchcocked Chicken @SpatchcokChickn

a month ago

So tonight a guest complained, she was not happy there was too much quiche in the restaurant, I'm lost for words

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Jeff Jarrett's Spatchcocked Chicken @SpatchcokChickn

a month ago

'I'm coming home after I've finished this quiche' - the biggest lie told by any man in the world

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Jeff Jarrett's Spatchcocked Chicken @SpatchcokChickn

2 months ago

I'm quite tired of the generation who bought quiche for like twenty pence chatting shit about how easy we have it

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Jeff Jarrett's Spatchcocked Chicken @SpatchcokChickn

2 months ago

Gonna need you to finish your story real quick so i can tell you how the same thing happened to me, but its more interesting cause there's quiche in it

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Jeff Jarrett's Spatchcocked Chicken @SpatchcokChickn

2 months ago

Hahahaha Scottish kid calling out the Wi-Fi code in the cafe to his mate and shouts Q for quiche

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Jeff Jarrett's Spatchcocked Chicken @SpatchcokChickn

2 months ago

Just now walking down the street eating quiche, I spotted a woman at a bus stop, also eating quiche. To her horror & mine, I was physically unable to stop myself raising my quiche to her in a sort of quiche toast. She looked v confused then, adorably, bobbed her quiche back.

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Jeff Jarrett's Spatchcocked Chicken @SpatchcokChickn

2 months ago

I will never forget applying for jobs when I was 17 for months and never hearing anything back only to realise about 60 applications later I was attaching my quiche recipe and not my CV