Spectra Secure @SpectraSecure

your brain: wrinkled, large, understands what a monad is my brain: smooth, carefree, petite, all my problems piped straight to /dev/null

9 to 5? call that my sleep schedule working for a european company

do you know what each slash in the 'file://///' URI scheme means? better yet, you ever wonder how this opener interacts with network shares? that's okay, you're not alone, and trust me when i say you *really* don't want to know. this rfc spec is an unmitigated cognitohazard. :)

chugging corporate koolaid like it's my job. which it is. if the CEO asked me to jump off a bridge, i'd ask how high and which bridge.

PBOT, carefully considering if they should plow downtown at all and make the streets accessible to people other than just highway commuters

real-time footage of elon musk desperately trying to comprehend the concept of a train

James Urbaniak @JamesUrbaniak

3 years ago

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you'd think @Tailscale (the market leader when it comes to zero-trust ACL-based VPN) would have reasonable admin roles. lol no. irony knows no bounds. seriously though. for a product otherwise so good, you guys should know better. granular admin console ACLs please?

not sure how i should feel about the fact that some junior dev somewhere out there is probably asking ChatGPT to implement cryptographic functions for them right now

every vendor compliance call be like business guy: *asks a patronising and uninformed question* security guy: *gives a jargon response virtue signalling that she understood the business guy's buzzwords* business guys: *scribble hastily in their notebooks* mmm, yes, very wise

ah sweet, man-made horrors beyond my comprehension

you're going to hell because you use the same password on multiple websites. im going to hell because i use wasd to move around in vim. we are not the same.

vigilant mode more like vacant of users mode am i right

no kings no masters no intellectual property

the google chrome dinosaur game is a roguelike