For your Saturday morning viewing pleasure, I am proud to present: Tucker Carlson being extremely angry that he no longer wants to fuck the M&Ms cartoon character. No, really.
“Oh, man, I used to get so horny for M&Ms. You could literally cut diamonds with my cock. Now, with this unsexy, non-binary *whatever* in slightly lower heels, I can barely manage a semi. Look at it [gestures at penis], just laying there all limp and pathetic. Thanks, Mars Corp.”
@SpillerOfTea Does he not get embarrassed? The money must be insane
@SpillerOfTea Why would you want to go for a drink with an M&M? Unless.....you have no friends.
@SpillerOfTea What is this????????? 😂 How is this real!?!?
@SpillerOfTea Oh, please. This could so easily have passed unnoticed, but Rs decided that sexy shoes are better than practical tennis shoes. A little misogynist are we. Women and girls should wear spike heels or go go boots? Nice to know where your priorities are...oh, nothing new.
@SpillerOfTea Fascist flavored M&M