Splarff @SplarffGG

Jacob | Any | 24 | 💖 @grochh420 💞 Joined October 2015

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Splarff @SplarffGG

2 days ago

I think having a job is bad for your health

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Splarff @SplarffGG

7 days ago

Silksong hype finally got me to purchase hollow knight (not silksong) Very satisfying game and really fun so far. I wonder how much time I'll end up putting into it

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Splarff @SplarffGG

7 days ago

Just realized I escaped the level of poor where I would only buy foods that had a relatively high calorie/$ ratio to optimize my energy and nutrition to dollars spent Now I just buy food

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Splarff @SplarffGG

a week ago

Going on a Margaritaville date and they demanded we show up looking like this

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Splarff @SplarffGG

a week ago

Went home an hour early from work to study and locked in for 7 hours straight God help me with this exam tomorrow 😭

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Splarff @SplarffGG

2 weeks ago

If any of the following games drop I'll buy a switch 2: Mario game Mario Maker 3 Zelda game And that's it I think

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Newegg @Newegg

3 weeks ago

2/4/6

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Nabibi🐝 @lolajaey

3 weeks ago

I’ve tasted Unemployment and I’ve tasted 9-5. I recommend not being born.

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Splarff @SplarffGG

3 weeks ago

HR and police are the same thing

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Splarff @SplarffGG

3 weeks ago

Ult is dead. Not because it doesn't have viewers, or players, or anything like that. It's dead because it's just a machine now

Alo! @AloZelda

3 weeks ago

Ult is dead. Not because it doesn't have viewers, or players, or anything like that. It's dead because it's just a machine now

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Splarff @SplarffGG

3 weeks ago

@DirectorCogger My feed cooked...

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Splarff @SplarffGG

4 weeks ago

280 unit building shutting water off for 6 hours, notice given 1 hour in advance. This will end well.

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Splarff @SplarffGG

4 weeks ago

Having blood run over your eyeball is surreal, it doesn't feel like anything is in your eye, yet you cannot see when you open your eyelid. I hit my head and thought I went blind!

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🍰 razz ദ്ദി ˉ꒳ˉ ) ✧ 🍰 @chimerachild

4 weeks ago

Thank you everyone; I can't say it enough. ❤️ I will never forget the community nor the team that gave me a chance to provide something truly magical to the place I call home. NOTHING will replicate all of the feelings I have for this time in my life. I'm so proud of all of you.

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Splarff @SplarffGG

a month ago

It was fun to compete again! I couldn't sense much of the unhealthy side of me competition brought out which was really nice. I'll be crawling back into my hermit shell either way though. It was very nice seeing you all!

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Splarff @SplarffGG

a month ago

I didn't realize you can't play in Ganon bracket after a certain point which ig was obvious but I'm pretty sad ngl

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Splarff @SplarffGG

a month ago

SilverPC Senam Sphinx Aurokon (spelling?) Clavual (spelling?) Ordered by which popped into my head first

Alsoda @Alsoda_pop

a month ago

SilverPC Senam Sphinx Aurokon (spelling?) Clavual (spelling?) Ordered by which popped into my head first

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Splarff @SplarffGG

a month ago

This morning I made espresso and it tasted good for the first time ever. I set it on the coffee table in front of my couch and rested my feet on the table, which flipped the table over. Thankfully I had more coffee, which I took to bed. I dropped it on my newest hoodie. Yippee!

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Splarff @SplarffGG

a month ago

Me when I lie about what my therapist told me to get my way

im bein a silly billy @uwantmetoiwill

a month ago

Me when I lie about what my therapist told me to get my way

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Splarff @SplarffGG

a month ago

I was running an ironman against my friend and when I got peach I pulled a bomb for the first time in my life. I tossed it at him and he PARRIED THE EXPLOSION