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Jake @Splinkykins

Joined October 2014
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Katherine Argent @effthealgorithm

6 months ago

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

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アメハル @amhr_46

7 months ago

エイプリルフールはおしまい #リゼロ #rezero

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アメハル @amhr_46

7 months ago

#ナツキ・スバル生誕祭2026 #リゼロ

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『Re:ゼロから始める異世界生活』公式 @Rezero_official

7 months ago

◪ノンクレジットOP公開◪ TVアニメ『Re:ゼロから始める異世界生活』 4th season喪失編4月8日(水)より放送開始 「#Recollect」 鈴木このみ feat. Ashnikko 放送に先駆けてノンクレジットオープニング映像を公開。 記憶の旅路を、駆け上がれ── youtu.be/VDGG9zi53rQ #rezero

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Plushbaru @Lust_If_Peak

7 months ago

Cause Rezero at its core is just a story of people who hate themselves learning that they are worthy of love and self acceptance of yourself for who u are.

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unlimited @evertonianscrud

7 months ago

Mfs will say Isekai is the worst then proceed to see that re:zero has one of the best stories in fiction 😭😭

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AnimeTV チェーン @animetv_jp

11 months ago

【New Trailer】 Re:ZERO -Starting Life in Another World- Season 4 is scheduled for April 2026 on Crunchyroll! ✨More: animetv-jp.net/news/rezero-st…

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Jake @Splinkykins

a year ago

@magpieluvr @cascakento rec is so good. rec 2 was also surprisingly decent as far as horror movie sequels go, though definitely not as spooky

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Jake @Splinkykins

a year ago

@yearningfairy how could hondoom do this to us!!!!!!!

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Jake @Splinkykins

a year ago

@yearningfairy yo you gonna hit up jimkillafr?

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Jake @Splinkykins

a year ago

@yearningfairy fuck em let's go toilet paper his and doom's house

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Sho @Shoyoumomo_

a year ago

The Sentient Pest Everdark experience

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Jake @Splinkykins

a year ago

@Gatobekittenme proud of u croc-lady keep getting those gains

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Chansard Vincent @Sparkleredpanda

2 years ago

Here's my genga for re zero, it was a pleasure to work again with my boy Hamil after so much time Ekonte by Susumu Nishizawa & Masahiro Shinohara Amazing, and I mean AMAZING corrections by Chie Mishima. Many Thanks to Isobe-san who supported us all this time! #rezero #リゼロ

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Zane @ZaneDokja

2 years ago

This has to be one of the greatest anime episodes of all time right?

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Stefan @SoupRS

2 years ago

Old Varrock > New Varrock

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Jake @Splinkykins

2 years ago

@Ringo1748607337 do all the side stories too

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Jake @Splinkykins

2 years ago

@frog_kun Exciting! Arc 6 is what turned it into my favorite series of all time. Looking forward to your reactions

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Jake @Splinkykins

2 years ago

@JJontheTL @StaticChimeraRZ This chapter opens right where the latest episode left off: witchculttranslation.com/2018/09/18/arc…

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Jake @Splinkykins

2 years ago

@ekittendoll yes but it's free, the story is actually competent, the husbando game is better, and it's turn-based combat instead of real-time. PC and mobile sync up, and the game plays great on both

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Jake @Splinkykins

2 years ago

@ekittendoll honkai star rail

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