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so my neighbor and i both had mouse sightings this week. here’s how our landlord responded:
The anxious ADHD urge to be incredibly clean in common spaces but have your room look like a storage room and a landfill had a kid
Lmao, honestly sometimes people deserve a good ole fuck you.
Imagine an episode of The Office where they all have to get vaccinated
“Oh I’ve actually been vaccinated for about 3 months now. Side effects weren’t too bad but I’ve been convincing Dwight that I’m slowly turning into a zombie. I started off groaning and pretending I didn’t notice it. Now I just Google brains and stare at them. . .hungrily.”
“Oh I’ve actually been vaccinated for about 3 months now. Side effects weren’t too bad but I’ve been convincing Dwight that I’m slowly turning into a zombie. I started off groaning and pretending I didn’t notice it. Now I just Google brains and stare at them. . .hungrily.” https://t.co/aJ1N4aUXQb
Once you find that one person in life where you want to wake up every morning and become a better person not only for yourself but for them. Hold onto them, I promise it’s going to make for one hell of a life, and I’m glad I found mine so early on.
I have a disease called it’s nice out so I’m drinking
I’m sending @AlyssaBivens free nudes for her birthday!! ❤️❤️
I Pranked my mom into thinking I got hired to be a ZOOM FITNESS TEACHER AND I TOLD HER SHE CAN JOIN MY CLASS TONIGHT OMG 😭😭😭😂 She was HOTTT! #Prank
I’m just gone say now ion want no Pat Mahomes slander.... he one of the best to do it STILL
Patrick Mahomes in the pocket against the Bucs' front 7:
these refs want a kiss on the lips so bad
Long story short I need somebody to cashapp me $40,000.
“Is this the Cracker Barrel gift shop”
I can’t believe that I get to marry you 😍
Trrrrrrrrrruuuuuuu
Went to Colorado with a girlfriend and I’m coming home with a fiancé.
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