Ewgi @Ssaasquatch
Seeking Alpha Nigeria Joined January 2013-
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Happy New Month from the most patriotic Nigerian ever ❤️
What kind false equivalence be this. Israel has October 7 is a starting point. Did the Nigerian army have any starting point that citizens wetin and invaded a military formation and start killing them? You can condemn what’s is happening in Gaza and not use End SARS
What kind false equivalence be this. Israel has October 7 is a starting point. Did the Nigerian army have any starting point that citizens wetin and invaded a military formation and start killing them? You can condemn what’s is happening in Gaza and not use End SARS
Genuinely curious how retards like this made money in the first place, genuinely curious…
Genuinely curious how retards like this made money in the first place, genuinely curious…
And he’s spot on
Nigeria is easily the best country to be a politician in. Mass failure in a state exam and the people are blaming the kids and digital tech. In other countries parliament would have summoned the minister of education to come explain, not in my dear Nigeria.
Wrong move bro. Wrong move. That story will be published with or without your input. I would reach out to them if I were you
Wrong move bro. Wrong move. That story will be published with or without your input. I would reach out to them if I were you
It’s the effort that counts really.
It’s the effort that counts really.
CZ sentenced to 4 months. Surely that judge is either a crypto bro or has a good sense of humor
Lmao. Imagine taking first VC call with the firm’s analyst and going on TechCrunch to say “X raised”
Lmao. Imagine taking first VC call with the firm’s analyst and going on TechCrunch to say “X raised”
“To preempt regulatory issues, Maersk could have advised the government against publicising meeting specifics until after the release of their financial results.” Please, please, please you people should not give me headache. They should have told you to not to publicise the…
“To preempt regulatory issues, Maersk could have advised the government against publicising meeting specifics until after the release of their financial results.” Please, please, please you people should not give me headache. They should have told you to not to publicise the…
Same with finance
How does one announce a fundraise after the first meeting with a prospective investor? Even startups NEVER make this kind of rookie move. Never seen anything like this
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@Ssaasquatch are you kidding me, i dont think your board will agree to this. Solana is very volatile
@Ssaasquatch Please let your first task and priority be reversing my #2350. It been 2 weeks
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10K Followers 385 Following@Ssaasquatch I hope your namesake can leverage on this as a pipeline for actual street feedback and not agency-curated charts and graphs.
@Ssaasquatch Or at least pay a "more credible" outlet to do a counter story asap. Spend good money to know what TC writing points will be for effective counter narrative.
@Ssaasquatch At least he should try to influence the narrative of the story, not shut them out and get mad when the story gets out and it puts him in the worst light.
CZ gets 4 months and a $4 billion dollar fine. April is the 4th month of the year. The year is Two Thousand Twenty FOUR. I’m 6”2, and 6 minus 2 is 4 I have $4 left to my name. The simulation is real.
@Ssaasquatch You forgot the 4b fine paid ? The judge though defended him against the wishes of the Dojm Commended the fact he offered himself to the USA instead of fighting extradition
@Ssaasquatch @Eloka51 Engineering undergrad with finance masters is a cheat code.
@Ssaasquatch @RobinaxOg It's my prayer that you'll surpass his achievements.
pov: yoruba mechanics when your bill is crazy
Two grown men I don’t know personally are fighting, ofc it’ll just be entertainment to me, I be king of settlement?
Hm this thing won’t end well , it’s entertaining to you guys on twitter but this won’t end well
Sponsoring BBNaija was a Blessing and a Curse for Patricia They got the publicity and influx of customers but it opened them up to hackers , they were getting spammed and hit hard by hackers It got to a point staffs had to physically call or see eachother to confirm if they…
The story of Patricia is one of the reasons I totally backed out of anything crypto. If almighty Patricia can go down, a company that sponsored BBNaija. What then would happen to your startup that’s still struggling to get server cost sorted? How do you mitigate hacks? Quidax…
Congratulation @Ssaasquatch on your new role as the MD?CEO of Standard Chartered Bank. Convert 50% of some of the company's funds to some #Memes, I need to pump my bags.😂 GG ser!
@Ssaasquatch This would count for a great story sometime in the future, after you become CEO of a multinational as well
What a coincidence.. both of you also look alike.
@Ssaasquatch @efesinterests you should team up with him
@Ssaasquatch I remember you tweeting about how you stan the guy, top finance guru with big achievements in wall street
@Ssaasquatch Oh that is something to consider as well but you can give it a try
@Ssaasquatch DAX - yeye and I were discussing this two days ago.
@Ssaasquatch In addition to all that's been said...👇 x.com/mrbg/status/17…
15 years ago I thought paperless classrooms were the future. Now I think they're an overhyped edtech dystopia. Students need tactile reading and writing experiences, which research shows leads to deeper, more sustained learning. #bfc530
You'll lose market share after a while. Then people will not trust their senses with your product's taste and eventually you'll lose it permanently.
If I were CEO of @CocaCola, I’d secretly start reducing the sweetness of all my products by a few percent every year. I’d save $$ on sweeteners while helping recalibrate the public palate to expect less sugar in everything. Massive health and longevity win.