Stack Overheards @StackOverheards

Quotes from the Stack Overflow company chat, often devoid of context. Managed by @caro_guindon, previously by @balpha & @bethadevine. Not at all official. Joined July 2014

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Stack Overheards @StackOverheards

4 days ago

1. first 2. second? 3. me three 4. fourth 5. sixth 6. fifth. [coworker] - 1. 3. "off by one" is an occupational hazard around these parts 7. last 2. First item in an array can still be in the zeroth position though

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Stack Overheards @StackOverheards

7 days ago

"I did all of this to avoid lifting a hammer"

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Stack Overheards @StackOverheards

2 weeks ago

1. I request you reserve Alderaan for a sprint in which we remove something really big 2. Too soon man 1. Is it though? It was a long time ago in a galaxy far far away ...

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Stack Overheards @StackOverheards

2 weeks ago

"So some amount of the cat seems to be at least partway out of some sort of bag"

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Stack Overheards @StackOverheards

3 weeks ago

"Vote using the emojis below. The third option is long so it's two screenshots. Thank you! (Please vote unanimously to make my life easier)"

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Stack Overheards @StackOverheards

4 weeks ago

1. "Do you want Severance?" 2. "My outie might. How would I know?"

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Stack Overheards @StackOverheards

a month ago

"I’d be down to pumpkin carve. Promise not to sue if I injure myself."

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Stack Overheards @StackOverheards

a month ago

1. [shares "LOTR you shall not pass" giphy] This is what I assume ya'll are doing behind the scenes to make this happen. 2. Getting Sir McKellen was the hard part

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Stack Overheards @StackOverheards

a month ago

"I felt a little ashamed for breaching this silent social contract by forcing him to approach me. So I apologized, but he only replied, “three days,” and left."

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Stack Overheards @StackOverheards

2 months ago

"A client that sees a new hash should also be retrieving the file from a new pod. The reason it's not guaranteed is that the internet is a series of tubes and we're being digested by an uncaring cosmos."