Starving writer @StarvingWriterX
Writer and editor who's almost always writing. Or always almost writing. Las Vegas Joined May 2012-
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I hope Avril continues acting. I loved her in "The Ring" as herself.
My new band is Butt & the Touchers
Instead of relying on caffeine, trying this new thing where I claw my face and shriek
I want a badger claw talisman necklace ebay help a brother out
Done with work and now I'm gonna GET FUCKED UP AND SMASH SHIT in world of warcraft
@piss_wizard boner made of skeletons
my nephews are clamoring for lasers for their birthday. not laser tag, not laser toy guns, but actual lasers. IS THERE A WIKIHOW FOR THIS?
used wrong, an exclamation point is like an unearned spotlight
SOMEBODY HELP ME ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT IS OLYMPIANS FUCKING
Want a scented candle that smells like ball sweat and excellence and mad reps
But what about a scented candle store for men
Less self parking more elf barking
So sleepy I'm doing that thing where I fall asleep at the wheel and drive off a cliff and die
so about that change of subject
Sorry lady but your mohawked baby jumped the shark when he was a sexless zygote
Sure Diet Coke has 0 calories but like 10,000 gotta pee every five minutes units
My coffee might be more accurately called "energy mud"
Why am I obsessed with cereal I haven't been a stoner for like months
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Becky Proctor @beepboopbecky
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Bristol Ⓐ Bookfair @BristolBookfair
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Della Cassia @dellacassia
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Epigramess @Epigramess
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257 Followers 633 Following A scholar of psychic theory and determinations, have been experimenting with foretellings and infinite commune. I want this to be a place to share my findings.
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Just Gage @GagetheFish
171 Followers 345 Following I RT a lot. So deal with it.3 time Gold medal winner in couch surfing. Fuck up extraordinaire. Proud owner of a penis. Not a giver of fucks.B4IN Bollywood @B4INBollywood
367 Followers 1K Following I'm the Bollywood editor at BeforeItsNews.com, the biggest community of citizen newsmakers and breakers. Read more or join for free to add your own articles...
Lily Breed @lilynlcha8
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Elijah Nox @ElijahNox
586 Followers 476 Following Atheistic Satanist, Conservative (classical, not crazy), Politics Guy, Science Junkie, Part-time Gamer, Full-time Uncle, Occasional Cat Owner.
gabberflak @Robert02g86
577 Followers 307 Following Free thinker, keen on novelty and stimulation. #dream is destiny. #lifted ☮♓
Just Gage @GagetheFish
171 Followers 345 Following I RT a lot. So deal with it.3 time Gold medal winner in couch surfing. Fuck up extraordinaire. Proud owner of a penis. Not a giver of fucks.
Clown_Orb @ClownOrb
3K Followers 527 Following Former verified account. Also available for childrens birthday parties, look for Son-Dance the Clown on craigslist
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803 Followers 501 Following legendary all-star twitter user, known for such classics as 'my dick is the declaration of independence' and 'i;m really going to kill myslef, dad'
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869 Followers 393 Following Founder & President, @ChetReport (“Home of the Millennial Patriot”). As seen in USA Today. Coming soon: The CHET Report podcast & web series 🎥🎛
Jerry Seinfeld @JerrySeinfeld
3.7M Followers 114 Following The Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee Book is available now!
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FIMFiction_TXT @FIMFiction_TXT
836 Followers 51 Following Selections from fics, descriptions, blogs, bios, etc. [Comments by me in brackets] (Not affiliated with FIMFiction.)
neveryword @neveryword
24 Followers 2 Following Twittering every word that has never existed but should have. Task will complete never because I'll just keep making more words up. We retweet good submissions.
Douche Sex Machina @doucheonaut
84 Followers 117 Following This is the first thing you read about me. This is the second thing you read about me.
The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik
568K Followers 2K Following A TRIBUTE TO THE LEGEND OF THE EARTH. RIP TO THE LEGEND. PAYING HOMAGE TO OUR HERO THE IRON SHEIK.
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StoneColdBuddha @StoneColdBuddha
1K Followers 104 Following Lawyer, writer, third thing, chess geek, dad
Fanfiction_txt @fanfiction_txt
114K Followers 400 Following Real quotes from fanfictions and reviews. Not affiliated with FFN. Content may be NSFW. (Admin comments in brackets)
⣿⣿⣿⣿ @bughutt
10K Followers 98 Following Illustrator and animator. I'm a they/them, not a she or he. https://t.co/XwPpMREy1g or https://t.co/zL1JtB6zSv email: daisyshmorkykay[AT]hotmail[dot]com
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flowzus @flowzus
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Unavailable Variable @mandapolis
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yvette nicole brown @YNB
452K Followers 4K Following 92% out! Looking for me? Find me on: Bluesky: @ynb.bsky.social /Spoutible: @YNB / Post: @TheYNB / Threads, FB & IG: @YvetteNicoleBrown
Greg Kasavin @kasavin
40K Followers 607 Following Creative Director @SupergiantGames | Writer of Hades II, Hades, Pyre, Transistor, & Bastion
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i am a talking dog @soonmide
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John Cusack News @JohnCusackNews
6K Followers 0 Following A parody. Wouldn't the world be a better place if it were all John Cusack news, all the time? (No John Cusacks were harmed in the making of this account.)


















