Stats World @Stats_World_
Statistics from everywhere in the world by @StatsBritain. Earth Joined January 2015-
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There is, statistically, no thing like a chicken wing.
There's a 99% chance Emmanuel Macron wins the French Presidency.
Men biting their bottom lip is, statistically, as sexy as women biting their top lip.
90% of Britain's cotton wool is inside Nicola Sturgeon's head.
90% of French people eat to baguette.
100% of Brazilians won't be happy until you come to damn Brazil.
12% of Australians are enjoying more snow than Icelanders are.
83% of the Montreal Canadiens aren't spelling it wrong!
The world feels 71% less safe without a stable person in the White House.
100% of the world just doesn't feel right anymore, thanks Trump.
There's a 78% chance this won't be Jason's Day.
Statistically, no matter how old Bernhard Langer gets he will always be the hottest guy on the tour.
100% of the caddies at the Masters have second jobs as painters and decorators.
85% of golfers just really like flags.
Hot water bottles spend half their lives wishing someone would just call them beautiful.
100% of the world feels a bit sick whenever Lena Dunham's part in Bad Blood comes up.
96% of the world population have practiced how they would take photos with fans if they were to become famous.
Racists are 90% more likely to be ignored if they aren't white.
Kanye West designs 70% of his clothes in the dark after drinking 27 beers.
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