SteveLetters @SteveLetters
all these things that go through my head Joined October 2011-
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If I tweeted the way others tweet, then I'd use hash tags to add further comments to something I'm already commenting on. #thisisntcute
As kids we're forced to play pin the tail on the donkey. Now we have that game when trying to plug stuff in behind couches. Constant failure
Today schools teach us that we are perfect in every way and we are all shining stars. A direct cause for people liking their own statuses.
If I learned to tweet from others: then I'd list a bunch of stuff with fancy adjectives to make what I'm doing sound more interesting.
Im looking forward to the day when we stop pretending that an email is an actual letter. Thank you in advance for your time. Sincerely, SL.
It's 2011, yet there's no way to "uncaps lock" what you've written in ALL CAPS by accident. This should have been the first thing invented.
Twitter is the social equivalent of the button at the crosswalk. They both do nothing more than satisfy our need to be heard.
Why don't they change the letters during an eye exam? "Now can you read it with your left eye?" Yeah. And I can read it with my eyes closed.
Some people look better in real life. Others look better shrunken down into thumbnail size.
People who say: "Ill just photoshop you in!" Usually have no clue of how to even open Photoshop.
The man who invented gum must have been an avid straw chewer, then he realized there's gotta be a better way.
This morning I used tear-free baby shampoo. I stubbed my toe twice today and got hit by a bus. Not a single tear.
Why do they put an R on the contact case cover, has anyone ever put the right contact on the left side?
Are Uncle Ben and Aunt Jemima related? If not, I feel betrayed. Either way I put them next to each other in my cart.
A walk-a-thon for cancer doesn't really make any sense. A walk-a-thon for diabetes however...
"I better run" -Kid with pumped up kicks
Sometimes I go up to little kids in the store and act like I think they work there, ask them where stuff is. Totally baffles them.
"Oh good thing my iPhone has a compass app built in, it really came in handy today." -No one.
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