Brave Little Toaster @StillNotanMP
Millennial identity crisis. Hamilton fanatic. Shania Twain Stan account. Peloton crew 🚴♀️ 🏃♀️. Barbie stan account. Joined January 2023-
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Migraine why you do this to me?
This may sound so stupid but why don’t people wear goggles during protests? If I knew there was a chance I’d get CS sprayed I would. I say that as someone who has had to get sprayed in the face multiple times for “training.”
DO NOT, get a home warranty with @ChoiceWarranty!!! Their sales representatives misrepresented when policy took effect. They underbid on replacement. They call issues pre-existing and then don’t want to acknowledge their faults in how they sold the policy. #fraud @bbb_us
Still haven’t gotten the virtual desktop to even work on my personal device so I frankly will not be checking my email at all unless I’m in the office.
Still haven’t gotten the virtual desktop to even work on my personal device so I frankly will not be checking my email at all unless I’m in the office.
Laughing too hard because this was every commander I had when I was a 2LT.
I cannot believe I am going to a NASCAR race and Monster Jam over the next two months. What have I become???
By we he means him because I am NOT a morning person. Our kiddo literally do anything just to spend some extra time with his dad even if it means picking up a new hobby.
By we he means him because I am NOT a morning person. Our kiddo literally do anything just to spend some extra time with his dad even if it means picking up a new hobby.
We’ve created a monster! My man has woken up at 0630 for 3 days in a row now and asked to go for a run. Rushing in to work a little late, but it’s absolutely worth it to see him so excited to exercise.
Toddler walks up to his dad while he’s changing one of the younger kiddos and he asked “is it poop?” like he was asking if it was cake. Like WHAT ELSE WOULD IT BE???
Nothing like rage cleaning the house for it to look exactly the same. Like why do I even scrub baseboards?
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llamaste✌🧘♀.. @mama_llama820
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Tim @tjm585
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Geoff Carmichael @GeoffCarmichael
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Koi @koikizzie_
169 Followers 116 Following basketball coach, podcaster, and sports/music enthusiast. i’m a girl yall act like y’all never seen a stud before IG: koikizzie
jmut84 🌻 @jmut84
226 Followers 584 Following DMV born and bred. Terp Alum 🐢 Began with a search for a PS5 and wound up in the miltwitter-verse 🇺🇸❤️🇺🇦
Mediocre Meritocrat @jmarkgraham
109 Followers 694 Following Same on all other places. China guy. Meanderings (& GIFs) on Army, IC, DOD, FP, history, and pop culture. My thoughts != official
Leadership_Laboratory @LeadershipLabo2
398 Followers 1K Following Purpose: To develop leaders, through stories, articles, 🐈 pics, & memes. Administered by Dr. Kelly Jones. History Lover. Staff Ride Historian. #whatisyourwhy?
Fortnite @FortniteGame
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internet hall of fame @InternetH0F
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251 Followers 400 Following Sociology MA • Meme-weilding-gunfighter • Natsec Policy Analyst • Student Loan Mercenary • CBRN ☢️⚛️☣️ (views are mine)
Doug Partridge, Army .. @Tsunami_Doug
433 Followers 860 Following Nicole Cliffe left Twitter like 20 mins after following me and I really hope that's not why she left. Views my own and not of DoD or U.S. Army.
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59K Followers 0 Following Welcome to the official Twitter account of Fable – a new beginning for the legendary franchise. In development by @WeArePlayground
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Sarah E. Minnis, PhD @dr_seminnis
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hots&cots @hotscots_app
918 Followers 817 Following Your barracks. Your DFAC. Being disciplined shouldn’t matter for quality living conditions.
CPT El-See-Bee 🐝 @LizamaraCB
200 Followers 553 Following 20+ years, active duty Army, no end in sight. Still not salty. Proud to be a Mustang; from O.R. tech to Nurse Practitioner. In uniform, I have super powers...
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@Wilforth42 @StillNotanMP In a pinch, sure, chem lab goggles will give you some level of protection but the problem is that there’s still not a face seal & any volatile irritant is going to get in regardless of how tight they are 💜
Going from my 34” ultra wide curved editing monitor at home to this feels so freaking awful.
ACFTs are not 'military necessity' warranting recall of Soldiers from their leave. If you must, understand they *may* be eligible for allowances per the JTR.
@LtCatra Can you start the day over and try again?
We have too many friends named Kate & Molly loves to give no other context than a name when telling a story about a Kate
I believe it’s a mix of aromas. There’s the sudden smack in the face of the devil’s lettuce, followed by an enticingly salty, hot dog smell, which gets immediately blown away by the stench of garbage, and concludes with a whiff of “the world’s best pizza.”
Another observation on New York City: It smells of weed, everywhere. In the hotel, in the cabs and Ubers, in the restaurants, and even in the hospital. EVERYWHERE. 🤦🏽♂️
The Army really is a small world. Walked into a meeting today and saw my best friend from kindergarten till I moved away in 5th grade.
This debate about whether to have kids in your 20s or 30s is irrelevant. Have them when the friends who live closest to you start having them.
Tell me why my second cousin is PCSing to the same duty station that we just moved from 😭😭😭
We love to see it
I haven't started clearing yet and I completed and signed all 14 OERs (12 as rater/2 as SR) and completed and got approved all 6 awards for those leaving this summer. My Soldiers wrote nothing. No award bullets. No support form. Be engaged. Take care of your people. Be a leader.
Passed with an 85%. Just have paper & an oral final left 😬
@cptramenqueen Moving it to schedule 3 means the VA can prescribe it!
@StillNotanMP Amateur Hour! There are great resources on what to wear and what to bring. No one reads! Perhaps these are not the A students?
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Every so often, I see someone wearing these at a protest. While they can (sort of) provide some protection against chemical agents, a strike from a baton, rubber bullet, or other objects can cost you your eye because of where the edges rest. Leave the swim goggles at the pool
DO NOT, get a home warranty with @ChoiceWarranty!!! Their sales representatives misrepresented when policy took effect. They underbid on replacement. They call issues pre-existing and then don’t want to acknowledge their faults in how they sold the policy. #fraud @bbb_us
@johnnyrichard53 You didn’t hit 80 in each event either. Felt
561 on my ACFT this morning. Max deadlift. Max ball throw 4 seconds short of max of my SDC (Polish sand sucks) 50/60 push ups Dropped wayyyy to early on the plank. Still, fuck that exercise. 13:31 run.
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