Dr. Stringfield @Stringfieldisms
Profanity aficionado is an understatement. #stringfieldisms Joined October 2013-
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Pain is the greatest teacher. #stringfieldisms
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"... we ought to slay these metaphorical mcguppins. What's good for the goose is good for the gander."
"Well if you want my thoughts on these administrative mcguppins..."
It really hurts when I slam my head into the wall. So you know I should stop doing? Slamming my fucking head into the wall.
Your goal for this quarter: Learn to do your fucking job
I'm ALWAYS in a state of chemical dependency. Where's my gin and tonic?
Yes Stringfieldisms has been amazing(ly delinquent). I like to keep all you motherfuckers guessing when/if this thing is coming.
Got any gift ideas for a baby shower? I've raised a baby or two (somehow) so am not completely in the dark on this.
To use one of my old tired phrases, a spade is a spade
90 minutes of forced sports chatter would be my own personal ring of Dante's hell
In case it wasn't obvious, I’m working from home again today. Not just because I’m a degenerate scumbag who works from home.
I've learned a lot in my long, undistinguished career. For one, quantity and quality of degrees are not a great indicator of intelligence.
Salt the earth and burn this fucking thing down!!!!
There are 3,000 employees in this goddamn company. You DO realize there is only 1 in 3,000 chance I was the one who posted that on Falquora?
ALL EMAILS FROM ME ARE SUPER IMPORTANT #stringfieldisms
That bitter pill could really use some real sugar. #stringfieldisms
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