Stuart Allanauskis 🇱🇹 @StuartAllan51
A gentle soul Glasgow, Scotland Joined September 2013-
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This is a joyful salty listen 🤣
🤣🤣🤣 Poetic given the extent to which his players feigned head injuries throughout the first half. And it was a clear penalty anyway.
🗣️"I think it's a shame that a game between two really good teams gets decided on a situation like that" Motherwell boss Jens Berthel Askou was unhappy with the decision to award Hearts a penalty in his side's 3-1 defeat at Tynecastle ⤵️
🏆 "We shall not be moved!" Hearts fans celebrate their dramatic derby victory over Hibs at Tynecastle ⤵️
Glaswegian: “That your dug?” Aberdonian: “Aye.” Glaswegian: “Mind if ah talk tae him?” Aberdonian: “Dug disnae talk.” Glaswegian: “Awright dug, how’s it gaun?” Dug: “No bad, pal.” Aberdonian: (stares in shock) Glaswegian: “That your owner?” (points at the Aberdonian) Dug: “Aye.” Glaswegian: “He treatin ye awright?” Dug: “Brilliant. Walks me twice a day, good scran, even takes me tae the park at the weekend.” Aberdonian: (jaw drops) Glaswegian: “Mind if ah talk tae yer horse?” Aberdonian: “Horse disnae talk either.” Glaswegian: “Awright horse, how’s things?” Horse: “Sound, mate.” Aberdonian: (utterly shocked) Glaswegian: “That your owner?” Horse: “Aye.” Glaswegian: “He look after ye?” Horse: “Too right. Brushes me, rides me, keeps me cosy in a stable.” Aberdonian: (can’t believe his eyes) Glaswegian: “Mind if ah have a wee word wi yer sheep?” Aberdonian: “...That sheep’s a lyin’ bastard!!”
Throwback to Ricky Hatton and Floyd May weather's legendary press conference. Rest in peace, Ricky. Gone far too soon.
HE’S TRAVELLING ON WEDNESDAY
In each of the past five seasons, the team finishing 3rd in the Scottish Premiership has been rewarded with guaranteed Conference group stage football, except for: 🥬 Hibs in 2021 And 🥬 Hibs in 2025
🆕🚨 Come over to 🏴⚽️.ℹ️to read, for all five clubs: 🌎 regionalisation of the draws 🌱 seeding status 📅 dates of every match ❓ possible opponents 🧮 club coefficient 💰 prize money scottishfootball.info/p/the-complete…
Sneered at by the captain, laughed off by the chairwoman but let's make an 18-year old answer the question on national TV. Well done James Wilson, more cojones than any cunt else at that football club.
♥️ "I scored in his first game, he gave me a lot of opportunities... managers change but, as players, we have to take some responsibility..." Hearts forward James Wilson on Neil Critchley's departure and his nomination for PFA Scotland Young Player of the Year 🔽
An absolute mouse. Couldnt motivate an xl bully to scran a bairn.
🗣️ The post-match thoughts of head coach Neil Critchley following today's match against Motherwell.
"We heard he bought a submarine.” Vladimir Romanov’s whereabouts are a mystery… or are they? Romanov: Czar of Hearts | Listen on @BBCSounds | bbc.in/4aNedcM #CzarOfHearts #MartinGeissler #VladimirRomanov
Last time you took 7k to Glasgow We took 20k 🫡 Up ye 👋
There’s not another club in the country that would sell this. Superb.
Love the wee man’s mentality when he scores equalisers , if this was Vargas he’d be rolling out about 15 different celebration’s
Touch, finish and straight back to the halfway line. Jamesy with the equaliser to get us going 🤝 @loveholidays // #loveholidays
Bromley Fans
🤩 HUMMEL DEAL CONFIRMED ✍️ Let’s run it back….
It’s 35 years since a Swansea fan scored at Anfield during an 8-0 thrashing in the FA Cup. So much to love here: - The shoes - The denim - The melodic slow-mo - And the steward’s sliding tackle that finally cleans him out. This is high, high art.
They’re all shite in their own special way 🥰
My best mate, I remember handing him the champagne after beating Hibs. Dats gangsta!!!!!!!! 👍
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