Houston SubGirl @SubHouston

Grateful sub/slave lucky to be Owned by @Turk_Innocenti. Spaghetti brains. Mayhem. Writer. ............................... Contact my Owner before sending a DM. houstonsubgirl.com Houston, TX Joined March 2019

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Houston SubGirl @SubHouston

4 months ago

Dear Idiots, Wrong. And more wrong. e.g. = Exempli Gratis i.e. = Id Est Just stop. —Someone who took 3 years of actual Latin and who auto-translates each time those abbreviations are used

Today Years Old @todayyearsoldig

4 months ago

Dear Idiots, Wrong. And more wrong. e.g. = Exempli Gratis i.e. = Id Est Just stop. —Someone who took 3 years of actual Latin and who auto-translates each time those abbreviations are used

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Houston SubGirl @SubHouston

4 months ago

If you get “misgendered” everywhere, maybe you aren’t trying hard enough. Up your woman-face cosplay game. #TranswomenAreMen

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Houston SubGirl @SubHouston

5 months ago

Y’all left off the part where you and the besties drive blind drunk for an hour up 35N to get back to campus after tubing all day. “A beer” my a$$. 🤣🙈

Facts About Texas @FactsAboutTexas

5 months ago

Y’all left off the part where you and the besties drive blind drunk for an hour up 35N to get back to campus after tubing all day. “A beer” my a$$. 🤣🙈

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Houston SubGirl @SubHouston

6 months ago

I grew up, sitting in Hoffheinz Pavillion with my father— close enough to see the sweat— watching Clyde the Glide, Akeem the Dream, and Phi Slama Jama… He would’ve *loved* watching tonight’s game. 🥹🥹🥹 WHOSE HOUSE??? COOGS HOUSE!!! #NCAAChampionship #coogshouse

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Houston SubGirl @SubHouston

6 months ago

What in the wild wild world of sports is going on here? 🤣

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Houston SubGirl @SubHouston

6 months ago

Fun with Wrong Numbers Episode 78435532356

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Houston SubGirl @SubHouston

7 months ago

But OF COURSE when I’m at Walmart *specifically* to buy booze, with a cart already full of it, I run into 16’s ultra-religious bestie, who saw but politely ignored my cart. 🤣🤣🤣

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Texas Nationalist Movement (TEXIT) @TexasNatMov

7 months ago

The Texas Declaration of Independence wasn't just words on paper. It was the birth certificate of a nation. Every time you see the Lone Star flag, you're looking at the symbol of the sovereign republic established on March 2, 1836.

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Houston SubGirl @SubHouston

7 months ago

It’s so weird that this completely benign and normal phenomenon that happens all the time everywhere has not happened anywhere near my house since @elonmusk and @DOGE started auditing the federal government. 🤔 Clear blue skies every day now.

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Houston SubGirl @SubHouston

7 months ago

Hey @elonmusk @DOGE literally ALL of the fed dollars going to Houston need to be cut. It’s either: imaginary programs or 99% unnecessary. Maybe keep the one about fire trucks at airports, that’s all. The rest is grift. Thanks @DataRepublican datarepublican.com/award_search/?…

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Houston SubGirl @SubHouston

7 months ago

Fun With Wrong Numbers, Episode 4,246,965,234

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Houston SubGirl @SubHouston

7 months ago

🚨 BREAKING: Regular folks are going to get up in the morning and do their usual daily routine. Do you support having a regular daily routine? If YES, drop a 👍 and follow for updates! 🇺🇸

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Houston SubGirl @SubHouston

7 months ago

If not validating mental illness with imaginary pronouns is actual violence, then OF COURSE a request for job accountability from federal workers is a direct threat. Obviously.

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Houston SubGirl @SubHouston

7 months ago

Acceptable access to personal information: ✅DMV ✅Hospital ✅Car loan ✅Credit cards ✅Mortgages ✅Rent ✅Electric bill ✅ALL bank accounts ✅ALL state/federal benefits programs ✅Signing your kid up for sports ✅School registration ❌Financial audit of government ❌ID to vote

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Houston SubGirl @SubHouston

7 months ago

Hahahaha 💯🎯 “Transwomen” are MEN. Full stop.

Becky Weiss @Becky_Weiss_

7 months ago

Hahahaha 💯🎯 “Transwomen” are MEN. Full stop.

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Houston SubGirl @SubHouston

7 months ago

So. Excited. And lucky. 😍😍😍

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Houston SubGirl @SubHouston

8 months ago

Wait. Our military guys that protect us have to pay for their own frikken food? And they still get sh!t on a shingle? Because $150M+ went in someone’s pocket? Burn it down. @elonmusk @DOGE @PeteHegseth

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Houston SubGirl @SubHouston

8 months ago

Elon could have FIVE HUNDRED kids and pay each BM $100K PER MONTH for each kid for 18 YEARS and still have enough left over to pay out of pocket for ~300 SpaceX rocket launches by himself. That’s one launch every month for the next 25 years. Let that man get laid in peace.