Dirk Strider @SugoiStrider
I take extremely lengthy showers, but what can I say? A man enjoys his ablutions. (RP account for Dirk Strider. No requirement to follow.) Joined December 2011-
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Mixing music is pretty relaxing, and mixing a type of music you're not used to mixing is an interesting challenge.
Some times, I feel like I need professional help. Other times, albeit rare, I feel like I have myself pretty together.
Tea is relaxing, but it completely slipped my mind that it's caffeinated. Oh, well. I'll stay up with my shop work.
Frustration's not an easy bitch to deal with. Maybe some work in the shop will help.
Some nights, this robo-tech work gets pretty lonely.
Robotics is tough stuff, some nights. Nights like these I think I need a good tomb raid.
If only self-affiliated problems could be solved by the replacement of a few gears and a good old fashioned tune-up.
You know, sometimes I think my life would be easier if I were mostly robotic. Then any problems could be fixed up nice and easy.
Well, fuck. That's the feeling of a sour mood. What to do to fix it? That's the underlying question.
That goddamn cookie game was definitely set up by the Batterwitch.
I hear strange meowing. Wondering if I should investigate.
Dirk Strider retweeted
no porn please there are children on the internet
Hold the phone. I think I just heard somebody say they wanted to be covered in plush rump.
Sometimes, I forget that Twitter exists. They're some damn good times.
Attention, followers: Deactivating a robot is heartless. This has been a PSA from the Strider household. Thank you.
I should really make an attempt to use this site more often. (But there are plush rumps to be sewn.)
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