Sultan Problems @SultanProblems

There was a fight in the Hoot Owl lot the other day. Forty something hothead hillbilly took a poke at a teenage titan. Kid Turk took one in the nose then gave best ground and pound I've seen since UFC 121. Gonna to go see more @sultanHSTurks wrestling matches. #Sultanproblems

On most nights there are 2-3 folks who been tying one on at @bubbassultanwa standing out front smoking about 4 feet from the highway. No chance that will end bad. #SultanProblems

Extra sleepy winter the last week so you notice there is an addition down at Windmill Espresso. Been taking guesses if its a bathroom, space for a fridge, or secret lair. #SultanProblems

Whole town is buzzing about cougars up the basin at night, but you know most of them are down at @JDSlicks for karaoke. #SultanProblems

Your girl says she wants to go see some art, so you get in the truck and drive her by the graffiti boulder at the school. #SultanProblems

City puts up a great digital sign for @SultanSchools , but stops trimming trees in-front of it. #SultanProblems

Neighbor spends 80k on a new camper and truck, but says storage is too expensive so he just parks them on the street. #sultanproblems

You know there's cougar living in the woods across the road. No surprise the neighbors dog left yappin all summer is quiet. #SultanProblems

Guy asks how you know where to shoot up the Basin RD? You just go until you find someone shooting, then go a bit more. #SultanProblems

You know the weather is turning when Gold Bar starts to smell more like ski wax than patchouli. #SultanProblems

You measure flood season severity by how many times the Chiefs feet got wet. #SultanProblems

Go past @HWY2FR all the time. Inspiring. You also love the maple bigfoot at the bakery so you Honk as you let your belt out #SultanProblems

In spring you wait hours to toss out that pile of junk at dump day/clean up but dont mind since they also do a bake sale #SultanProblems

You bought a gas powered leaf blower but only to clean up the fireworks debris on the 5th of July. #SultanProblems

The new round about by McDonalds seems to be the nicest park in town. Sure its pretty, but its also the middle of the road. #SultanProblems

New buildings downtown have a 3 year seasoning process. Cant start finish work until all the framings gone grey from weather.#SultanProblems

Somebody down at the bakery said we are getting a Target. Buddy the only Target getting built here is for Blackhawk drills #SultanProblems

Was going to go have a beer at the Logger, but pretty sure you have more than the required amount of fingers to get served. #SultanProblems

If dam breaks its 30 minutes to get up Loves hill, but you been eating @bubbassultanwa for the last 6 months so you need 45. #SultanProblems

Gennys ready since ya got it, but only time powers been off is when neighbor got squirrely with a saw making room for his RV #SultanProblems