Catastrophic Tweets @SumptuousSimmer

In this house, we stan Agnes Crumplebottom 👵🏻 Ohio, USA Joined April 2019

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Catastrophic Tweets @SumptuousSimmer

2 weeks ago

Wow okay ads

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3 weeks ago

Elon Musk @elonmusk

3 weeks ago

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3 weeks ago

I can't even shake my ess at the CVG airport because their Dunkins don't do ANY of the promos or honor the company's programs. I fly out of here every Monday. There are zero Starbucks. I'm stuck with them. At least let me earn points if I can't enjoy pumpkin spice. Damn.

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4 weeks ago

Still banned by CinnamonToastKen. Afraid to comment on YouTube because I'll probably get banned there too.

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a month ago

Still banned from CinnamonToastKen subreddit. Turns out the only post I had was how I waited all year for him to say if it was my birthday, happy birthday and instead he went off the deep end and THEN HE BANNED ME ON MY BIRTHDAY.

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a month ago

CinnamonToastKen banned me from his subreddit personally. I've posted once. In response to someone else, telling them I thought their joke was funny. A joke that was a pun about not CTK. This man is on his villain arc. Dude really wants female viewers gone.

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3 months ago

Elon has been too quiet about Trump lately. I need the chaos back.

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3 months ago

Did Elon ever find that missing gold?

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Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq. @ParikPatelCFA

4 months ago

Can’t believe Elon and Trump broke up during Pride month

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Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton

6 months ago

👀 You have got to be kidding me. theatlantic.com/politics/archi…

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7 months ago

Dear @elonmusk Please fire all the Congress members. 1 State = 1 Representative. These horrible representatives aren't representative of any American. They're costing us money and barely work. The butchy blonde was right, fedl employees should not get paid.

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8 months ago

IDC if Tyrone wears a dress if he is a good and loyal fighter in our military.

DramaAlert @DramaAlert

8 months ago

IDC if Tyrone wears a dress if he is a good and loyal fighter in our military.

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8 months ago

So when are they going to make eggs cheaper because that seems like what they want you to buy instead.

New York Post @nypost

8 months ago

So when are they going to make eggs cheaper because that seems like what they want you to buy instead.

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8 months ago

I'd be mad about it but I don't make good money and I have a lot of CC debt and student loan debt from trying to follow the American dream instructions as an upper middle class young adult. So maybe they can break into my accounts and see the -3.64 balance.