SuperHero's Day Off @SuperDayOff
Go Go Gadget: Chill, Buddy Joined August 2014-
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Catwoman 7am Cheesy grits w/Fish 12Date w/Bruce 6 Find Aquaman incoherently babbling in her bedroom 6:01 Beat the shit out of Aquaman
Batman 11 Wake up in a pile of money and women 12 Date with Selena (Spy Aquaman in bushes) 3 Find love letters from A-man to all of his exes
Aquaman 9am Write love letter to Vicky Vale 10 Pussy out and leave it on the desk 12 See Bruce out with Selena 1230 Love letter to Selena
Captain Marvel 12 spit mad rhymes at the playground 3 get mad pussy 7 fight the playas that be frontin #PreTeenFlow
Jean Grey 9:30am wake up to find a note from Scott "Its over" 10 watch some soaps 1 invite Wolverine over
Cyclops 8am put on glasses 9 search Jean's phone suspiciously 9:01 find an album of nude wolverine 9:30 fishing trip
Inspector Gadget (cont.) 2 GoGoGadget Child Custody Request 230 GoGoGadget Denied 3 GoGoGadget Sad Drinking
Inspector Gadget 9am GoGoGadget Cheesy Grits 12 GoGoGadget Affair 1230 GoGoGadget Get Caught 1 GoGoGadget Divorce Papers
Galactus 6am Galactic cheesy grits 845 listen to Silver Surfer bitch 1031 argue with mcdonalds employee that it is still breakfast time
Silver Surfer 8am go to the airport 830 set off all alarms 831 "fuck this" 845 "Galactus is not pleased" 10 Leave it to beaver marathon
Namor (cont.) 6 go to publix expecting to be recognized 630 still not recognized 8 get drunk underwater 11 watersluts pt2
Namor 8am wake up/"The world is my bubble bath" 11 watch the little mermaid/ whisper "dumb bitch" every few scenes 3 watersluts
Everyone follow @SuperDayOff a twitter account about what super heroes do on their days off.
Mr Fantastic 5 am wake up/"Don't go to work" 6 go into work/"I'll take a half day" 6pm come home 7 find a shitty picture of himself
Dr Doom 6am listen to madvillainy and whisper "they love me they really love me" 11 Little mermaid at Namor's 3 shit on a photo of Reed
Invisible Girl (cont.) 3 Shopping with Natasha 7 Get drunk with Natasha 12 find drunk Ben passed out in one of her dresses
Invisible Girl 9 am wake up alone and reconsider lifeless marriage 11 be uncomfortable while Johnny flirts with her
alternate ending 11:01 moan "Sue" 11:02 Climax 11:03 Flame on 11:04 Hide body
Human Torch (cont.) 9 pick up girl at a bar 11 moan "Sue" during sex/catch fire 1130 hide body
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