Alexander @SuperPowerKill

18+ I repost political shit and like furry stuff. Get over it. Joined October 2011

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Caitlin Johnstone @caitoz

2 years ago

Two Americans Walking Down The Street And Talking About Politics “Man that assassination thing with Trump was so freaky,” said Carl while stepping over a woman in a hijab clutching a dead child to her chest. “I know man! I couldn’t believe what I was seeing,” said Steve, nimbly leapfrogging a large puddle of blood. “He’s definitely got the election in the bag after that one, right?” Carl asked as the two strolled casually down the sidewalk through mountains of gore and human suffering. “He’s gotta!” replied Steve. “Did you see that epic photo of him with his fist raised and his face all bloody underneath the American flag? You couldn’t make a better campaign ad if you tried.” A skeletal young girl approached them with hands outstretched, urgently speaking to them in Arabic. The two ignored the child and walked on. “Man, he’s gonna run this country into the ground,” said Carl, sidestepping a screaming man holding a headless baby. “Oh no, the woke mob got to you!” exclaimed Steve, holding his nose as they passed a decomposing corpse being gnawed at by a stray dog. “What? I’ve always preferred Democrats!” shouted Carl over the sound of machine gun fire and anguished cries. “I come from a long line of Dems!” “But Trump is just what this country needs right now,” objected Steve, shielding his face from the heat of a burning hospital. “What about your kids? Do you want them learning about butt plugs from some drag queen at the library? You gonna let the government force your son to wear a dress and use female pronouns?” “Ah Christ, man, that’s just some dumbass conspiracy crap,” said Carl, stepping over a small burning body. “And anyway, Trump’s literally a secret agent working for Russia!” “That’s just—ah shit—that’s just propaganda from the liberal media,” replied Steve, disentangling his foot from a dead woman’s intestines. “They’re trying to start a war with Russia to distract us from preparing for war with our real enemy, China.” “Sounds like you’re the one who’s propagandized,” said Carl, moving out of the way of a crying man carrying two plastic bags full of body parts. “You probably get all your news from RT and Alex Jones.” “No way I do my own research, mostly on 4chan,” said Steve as they dodged around emaciated children approaching them with empty bowls. “Well, I hope he doesn’t suck too bad,” said Carl, covering his ears at the sound of an explosion. “Either way, this is gonna be a brutal presidential race.” “That we agree on!” said Steve. “Fuck, man, it’s gonna be like the only thing on the news 24/7 for the next few months.” “Yeah but what the hell,” said Carl. “It’s not like there’s anything else going on in the world that’s particularly newsworthy anyway.”

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@MysterySolvent @MysterySolvents

3 years ago

Elon Musk is melting down on live TV. He just told Disney CEO Bob Iger to “Go Fuck Yourself”!!

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evan loves worf @esjesjesj

3 years ago

Everything about this video is great from Elon’s “go fuck yourself” being met with silence instead of applause to his acknowledging Linda Yaccarino is in the audience immediately before saying Twitter is going to die.

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Robert Kiyosaki @theRealKiyosaki

3 years ago

I love Elon Musk for saying “Go fuck yourself.”

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Just Jack @7Veritas4

2 years ago

The Twitter lawsuit explained: Advertisers: Uhm, could you dial back on Nazis and hate speech on your platform? Elon: Go fuck yourself! (Advertisers go fuck themselves) Elon: I’m suing advertisers for listening to me. You’re all caught up.

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Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave

3 years ago

Elon Musk responds to Bob Iger and other advertisers who have stopped spending on Twitter "Go fuck yourself"

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Citizen Free Press @CitizenFreePres

3 years ago

Elon Musk has a message for all the corporations pulling ad money from X: "Go fuck yourself. Go fuck yourself. Is that clear? I hope it is."

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Dean Blundell🇨🇦 @ItsDeanBlundell

2 years ago

I’m old enough to remember when Elon told advertisers to “go fuck yourself”. They did. Now he cares so much he’s suing everyone who did exactly what he said. 😉😂 x.com/scottderrickso…

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Joe G @EastEndJoe

2 years ago

Elon to advertisers: Go fuck yourself. Advertisers: Okay! Elon: I’m suing you for not advertising on my platform. Advertisers: GO FUCK YOURSELF!

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REGIMENT @RegimentGG

3 years ago

Who needs a FREE Gaming PC? In less than 48 hours we’re giving this Gaming PC built by @Brparadox away!

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Paradox Customs @Brparadox

3 years ago

It’s time for another PC Giveaway🚨 We’re partnering with @RegimentGG to give this PC away on March 1st… Make sure to use the gleam link below to enter! 🔥