SurrenderNein - Parody of a Parody @SurrenderNein

Ginger wanderer of the world // Gamer // Philosopher-ish // Someday I'll Finish Writing a Book Parody of Myself Earth Joined September 2015

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SurrenderNein - Parody of a Parody @SurrenderNein

4 years ago

Ever read a book that ends so bad you're still upset an hour and a lot of gin later? That's how I start this fucking weekend.

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SurrenderNein - Parody of a Parody @SurrenderNein

4 years ago

If you can't be respectful, you will not be respected.

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SurrenderNein - Parody of a Parody @SurrenderNein

4 years ago

Why is there no federal law outlawing the dissemination of non-factual medical information? Tack on a mandatory note saying something is your opinion and we might have something here.

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SurrenderNein - Parody of a Parody @SurrenderNein

4 years ago

Daylight saving time is a conspiracy concocted by morning people to force the rest of us to adopt their twisted and unnatural ways.

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SurrenderNein - Parody of a Parody @SurrenderNein

4 years ago

Anyone who brags about their principles is selling something, and it isn't factual.

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SurrenderNein - Parody of a Parody @SurrenderNein

4 years ago

If reading the history of your country makes you feel good, you're obviously reading propaganda, not real history.

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SurrenderNein - Parody of a Parody @SurrenderNein

4 years ago

Daylight Saving Time is an unholy abomination. If you don't agree, you're a sadist. Possibly even masochistic. Get help.

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SurrenderNein - Parody of a Parody @SurrenderNein

4 years ago

A cup of coffee, falling snow, and jazz in the background.

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SurrenderNein - Parody of a Parody @SurrenderNein

4 years ago

Conservatives hate free expression of self. Probably because they are ashamed to show the ugliness within themselves.

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The Intellectualist @highbrow_nobrow

4 years ago

In 1995, American astronomer Carl Sagan predicted what a future American society could look like. His forecast has been proven prescient. Read below.

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Jane of the North @JaneotN

4 years ago

A flock of ravens is called an unkindness. A flock of crows is called a murder. A flock of Republicans is called an insurrection.

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Since so many are recklessly sending around Liz Cheney's tweet from today, don't forget to retweet this one from 2019 and ask her which Democrats are advocating "killing babies after they're born" You bought the TV Liz Cheney. This is the REAL Liz Cheney.

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SurrenderNein - Parody of a Parody @SurrenderNein

4 years ago

@RBReich Both, we need more holidays.

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SurrenderNein - Parody of a Parody @SurrenderNein

4 years ago

don't lift a very heavy potted plant before coffee in the morning life lesson

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SurrenderNein - Parody of a Parody @SurrenderNein

4 years ago

If you have never gotten lost in a good book, and I mean the forgetting to eat sort of lost, then you've either never picked up a good book or you have no redeeming qualities as a sentient being. I might even question the sentient part.

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SurrenderNein - Parody of a Parody @SurrenderNein

4 years ago

How long will it be before Musk starts charging by the word? All those long words you forgot in school would become rather useful at that point.

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George Takei @GeorgeTakei

4 years ago

He is a dangerous, evil man. We cannot allow him to have even greater power.

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George Takei @GeorgeTakei

4 years ago

Mike Pence is trying to hide the truth about the illegal act Trump demanded that he do on January 6. He’s doing so because he is fundamentally a coward.

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Grant Stern  @grantstern

4 years ago

When you think about the train derailment in East Palestine, Ohio, and the GOP's tepid response, keep in mind that the Trump Administration did what railroad lobbyists wanted the most. They repealed an Obama Administration safety rule for trains with hazardous chemicals.