Realconversation @SwallowErin
Just a mom, doing mom things while being a full - time student. It is a challenge but moms don't get paid. Joined April 2015-
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*husband watching football Me: (burp) Excuse me. Him: What? Me: I. Burped. And then I said excuse me. #NFLSunday #What
@WalkingDead_AMC My mom just said she doesn't watch "Walking the Dead". #laughtodeath #nowIamazombie
Husband at home cooking dinner and I'm here gettin' loud with my sister. #chiefskingdom #getloud
Am I the only wife who judges the intoxication of their husband based on how he wears his hat?
Ben: Mom, has anyone ever survived a Sharknado? #1fan @SharknadoSyfy
#realconversation B: Mom! Hayden farted by me! H: gigglin b/c it stinks. Me: Hey! Cryin won't make his fart smell better! Deal w/ it!
@jcrupltown Nothing...sick kid duty.
@WOW_WAY Internet is not working again. Need to know how much I am going to get charged for no internet. Maybe a credit?
#realconversation #5yearoldlogic B: HJ destroyed my train. Me:? B: He wants an ice train. Nobody even likes that kind of train. Me: ...
#realconversation (watching #TheMummy ) Son: Bring the cat with U, you dumb-dumbs! When fighting a mummy, U always bring the cat! Always!
#realconversation Man, when I burp, the chicken taste like steak.
#realconversation 5yo: What about breakfast? Me: I don't know. Your dad said he would make it. 5yo: Dad, what's for breakfast? Dad: Chips!
#realconversation My dad: If they follow you on twitter, could that be considered stalking?
#realconversation Trying to help my dad twitter. He should just reply help to learn more.
#realconversation Mr: A May Fly. How appropriate! Thanks 4 showin up on time unlike your dumb brown friends (June Bug). I will let u live.
#realconversation Son gets in trouble for not listening. Starts singing a made up song about having no family...all hobbit-ish and creepy.
#realconversation Son: We are going to run the bases and then get a medal. Me: I'm gonna burn it. We don't accept participation medals!
#realconversation Husband was complaining he didn't get his 5 min. of snuggles. 4 yr old son, "U get what U get and U don't throw a fit." ♡
Realconversationwithmykids: If you put your finger in Ben's mouth he IS going to bite you & I'm going to give him a high5.#momlife
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