Andy Thompson @SweatyJester
Stand up comedian and professional fool. Part time idiot. Brisbane, Australia Joined January 2009-
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Have to say, this latest season of the United States of America is batshit crazy.
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If anyone needs me, I'll be in the sex dungeon doing hot yoga.
If anyone needs me, I'll be in the sex dungeon doing hot yoga.
The comments. My God.
The comments. My God.
In the city for work and found this WiFi. What's the bet the password is Password123.
Getting these emails at work. Starting to think I'm being singled out.
At a pathology lab getting some blood taken and there's a guy in the toilet doing a urine sample. He has placed the sample cup in the urinal and is just firehosing it. Astounding behaviour.
I was 10 years old and living in Australia when this song was released and even I knew this.
I was 10 years old and living in Australia when this song was released and even I knew this.
Just lost a point on the work lunchtime music trivia competition because I said Moving Pictures sang What About Me, not Shannon Noll. Current mood: seething.
Just had a nap. Need to watch something to perk myself up. This will do.
Andy Thompson retweeted
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In Australia, when you turn fifty, the government encourages you to send a sample of your feces via the national mail service, free of charge.
My dog's internal clock is amazing. It's currently TIME FOR THE AFTERNOON WALK RIGHT NOW
Imagine being a grown person and an elected politician and thinking chemtrails are actually a thing. Holy shit.
Imagine being a grown person and an elected politician and thinking chemtrails are actually a thing. Holy shit.
Hi @grok who is the most famous person to view my profile? Just give me a name.
I love this website, you get to see some wild, unhinged shit every day.
I love this website, you get to see some wild, unhinged shit every day.
I think this social media ban for teens will be a terrific bonding moment with my son because the first thing I'll show him is how to bypass it.
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