Elias J @SweatyM1lf
I'm remnants from the time god last tried first Joined May 2022-
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My boxers used to be whitey tighties now their browney looseies
Picture this. You’ve just taken ur quetiapine for the night and ur snacking on a pizza pop ready to say hello to tomorrow. The godfather theme starts playing and u turn off ur fathers reminder only to realize he doesn’t understand the concept of the letter X “Effacer” (Effexor)
On the floor with my shirt and a pair of scissors is peak gender
When i start t i hope my clit dick looks like the eye of sauron #thereisnothinginthevoidonlydeath
Damn girl you looking like the Fancy Feast Pate
The Z flip is nice cuz i z flip it open with my diamond hard nipple
The white frothy part of lasagna, but its my fiance's lady bits
You ever go down on a girl and find a suprise. The suprise is clitty litter
My exe's middle name was legally beige. I've now since got the upgrade: White
Met my fiance's dad, and swear I saw him on epstein's island
If i put up finger for everytime I had a good chat with my father, I'd be paraplegic
Kiyana @SlayzKiana
565K Followers 994 Following MY ONLY ACCOUNT || TOP 0.06% OF 🩵🤍 ex Challenger NA Mid Laner 👾 Former Competitive Pianist || an egirl but like, with a penis or whatever 🙄😕 🏳️⚧️ (21)
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