SystemsInCode @SystemsInCode
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@ImSh4yy I have my databases in the center of the earth so it can serve all terrestrial points equally. It's also impossible for it to go down because the center of the earth is the furthest down you can go
Humans and octopuses evolved eyes independently, but we got ours with optical nerves attaching to the front of the retina and octopuses through the back so we have a random blindspot and they don’t.
Humans and octopuses evolved eyes independently, but we got ours with optical nerves attaching to the front of the retina and octopuses through the back so we have a random blindspot and they don’t. https://t.co/jxdyNwvSoB
Once you send an email, for the next 10 seconds, the Universe gives you an incredible copywriter ability that allows you to admire all the typos you've just sent over the wire.
Coding was never really about writing code. It was about breaking a problem into steps, imagining the edge cases, and knowing where trade-offs live. AI just took away the boring part. What’s left is the real work: thinking clearly.
MVP is now Maximum Vibeable Product, other meaning needs a new acronym.
Just started using one note seriously and that you can't share sections and have to create a whole notebook to share eg. 121 notes with someone is bonkers @Office @satyanadella that is all.
Tried installing netbeans for the first time in years, and found ridiculously small installer text. Is this normal in 2025 for high dpi displays? @netbeans
I just upgraded the memory modules on my RTX 3090s to 192GB I now have 14 RTX 3090s with 192GB of VRAM each 2688GB of VRAM in total, thank you DeepSeek, thank you China WE'RE SO BACK
I just upgraded the memory modules on my RTX 3090s to 192GB I now have 14 RTX 3090s with 192GB of VRAM each 2688GB of VRAM in total, thank you DeepSeek, thank you China WE'RE SO BACK https://t.co/LdCHp8ARo3
The rebranding of manual testing as exploratory testing is real.. say 'we're doing some manual testing' ...frowns.. 'oh I mean exploratory testing' ..smiles all round.. 🤷♂️ #exploratorytesting #manualtesting
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>chrome sucks >edge sucks >firefox just destroyed its last remaining feature, privacy. >librewolf is going full libtard Why aren’t you using brave yet
>chrome sucks >edge sucks >firefox just destroyed its last remaining feature, privacy. >librewolf is going full libtard Why aren’t you using brave yet https://t.co/0ohGPOI3XO
This is awesome. Literally behaviour I've wanted since day 1 of Web search. Excellent work @brave
the best engineers in the world have no idea how to make a navbar like this today it's like roman concrete - a lost art that we can never get back
the best engineers in the world have no idea how to make a navbar like this today it's like roman concrete - a lost art that we can never get back https://t.co/YjlQt11Ny0
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