SystemOutNewLine @SystmOutNewLine
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me"Yea, S and I ant give blood cause we're gay" A:"what? are you guys joking?" me: "no, go look it up" A: "no, about you and S being gay?!"
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So you mean to tell me I pay whatever crazy amount of money to a University to get utterly fucked, day after day, resulting in PTSD. #why.
"that guy looks and sounds like he has dad issues."
Me:"sorry I'm late, i5 north had a crash" S:"Why were you coming north? You live just on east side" Me:"...." S: "...oh..."
When your landlord does a surprise visit after you just got done smoking the most dank smelling weed.
What if I got a transgender cake. So it's a vanilla cake, but it thinks it's chocolate.
Bobby bought a bunch of blunts and blew it up his ass
Yea, don't you fast every Sunday? "There are 33 million gods, you just pick a day"
Sorry for that last tweet. 600+ people saw it on the big screen and chuckled.
God damn it, everything is going so well right now and it's scaring me.
Last Week of my hardest quarter: Prof: "want to do an independent research study?" *vomits out of excitement and stress*
"ok, well are we fucking tonight?" "we had Chipotle...." #NotRiskingIt
I hope Lays potato chip corporation is getting some profit increase from the presidency #Cheetos
I think the best thing to come out from today was all the amazing chants and witty posters #protesters #womensprotest
"they were on the wrong side of that....im talking about Italy"
"Sad-Ohs. It's like cheerio's, but upside down"
gumandnuts @gumandnuts1
4 Followers 63 Following Still didn’t get the username I wanted, enjoy the follower +1
Linda @Linda14855638
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146 Followers 196 Following
Portland City Grill @PCityGrill
4K Followers 4K Following Award-winning restaurant with unsurpassed views of the city & Cascade Mountains from atop the 30th floor. #PDX #eatlocal
Jennifer Reyes @jennifer13reyes
35 Followers 138 Following Moda Música I love Harry Styles Directioner forever ❤
Drudge @Drudgeband
6K Followers 7K Following https://t.co/4EthvP7lr2 | @JXYBVRD | @Andrewdwhiting | @k_geeeezy | @logangavaldon | @gavalsleazy | Contact [email protected]
Nick D @Starwarsknight
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Elisabeth Simon @MicheleBevilac4
64 Followers 1K Following Hi! My contact is Deborah1 on https://t.co/JUp5isfeJO
France @franciepantsy
90 Followers 426 Following
Vanessa Mackenzie @troadiizimin
94 Followers 2K Following
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Lê Nguyễn @NguyenLe9537
983 Followers 4K Following
lmportant news @LmportantN
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Milea @mileamelody
168 Followers 963 Following Journalists Dance/Electronic Hip-Hop/Rap Country Pop News Music Photography
Chuck Bass Guitar @ChuckBassGuitar
25 Followers 42 Following experiencing your saxophone daydreams yesterday {ye olde burner account}
Connor Fogarty @ConnorDFogarty
27 Followers 41 Following Actor, Musician, and Karaoke Crooner/Portland Native/Seattle University Class of 2016
Wyatt C. Fay @wyattfay
465 Followers 1K Following Come for the hot sports and music takes, stay for the tech
Anthony Wheeler @NAMELESS
282K Followers 3K Following Analyst @codleague • Former cod pro • 5x champ • Code "Nameless" @BrParadox • [email protected] • Chicago Bears fan 🐻.
MerK @JoeDeLuca
323K Followers 1K Following On Air Talent for CDL and WZ - Content Creator Contact:[email protected]
Attach @Attach
418K Followers 1K Following CoD World Champion | https://t.co/FYwBcQDMnw | Email: [email protected]
Nick Kershner @OpTicMaNiaC
258K Followers 1K Following @OpTic I'm not sure what this is and I don't think you are either. Halo. Inquiries: [email protected] IG: OpTicMaNiaC
Levy, from home @LevyWeese
296 Followers 235 Following I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve. RCTID.
Taylor Dornbusch @DornbuschTaylor
137 Followers 59 Following Make friends first, sales second, love third. In no particular order.
Clayster @Clayster
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ProoFy @ProoFJC
317K Followers 2K Following 🔴On Twitch | Must be 18+ (21+MA & AZ, 19+ AL, NE) @UnderdogPicks | @UnderdogDrafts Partnered @XGames Gold Medalist • 4x Call Of Duty Champion • RIP Phil&Loso
sQ Flamesword @Flamesword
232K Followers 3K Following Leader/Founder @TeamStatusQuo | THINK ACT NO LAG | 1st marathon complete on Dec. 10 2023 | #FearTheQuo #GreenWall 🇺🇸🇵🇹
OpTic MBoZe @BoZe
626K Followers 3K Following Inquiries: [email protected] // Owner @richandlonely // insta: @marcmboze // @optic creator
OpTic FormaL @FormaL
940K Followers 1K Following CoD World Champion. Halo World Champion. XGames Gold Medalist. 29 Major tournament wins. Proud member of @OpTic
Will Johnson @OpTic_BigTymeR
569K Followers 1K Following You don't know when to quit, do you Griswold?
Goldy @GoldGloveTV
349K Followers 1K Following Digital Athlete | Business: 📧 [email protected] | Powered by @PowerA
Damon B @DKarma
641K Followers 2K Following 5x Call of Duty World Champion and X-Games Gold Medalist | Hate losing more than you love winning | https://t.co/AQ26EX4jLH | 24x Champ | Coach of OpTic Texas
OpTic Scump @scump
2.2M Followers 2K Following 30. Husband. 2x XGames Gold Medalist, CoD World Champion. WSOW CHAMP. @Oakley Partner. Biz - [email protected] | [email protected]
OpTic Crimsix @Crimsix
849K Followers 2K Following 38x COD Champion, 3 COD World Championships, 2024 Porsche Sprint Challenge NA Champion for @rafaracingclub. @OpTic.
TUCKER @JERICHO
594K Followers 858 Following 15+ YEARS OF CONTENT // RECORD LABEL @NIGHTMODE // 410 to 310 // BIZ: [email protected]
OpTic HecZ @H3CZ
1.0M Followers 2K Following @OpTic @Googan_squad @GoodGood_golf @PinePark - 💍 @jud3 Liv and the 🐶 pack!
Turtle Beach @TurtleBeach
585K Followers 913 Following Creating the BEST Xbox, Playstation and PC peripherals. FREE Shipping on orders over $39. 10% OFF your first order.
100T Nadeshot @Nadeshot
2.9M Followers 4K Following 8x Call of Duty Major Champion. Founder 100 Thieves, former captain of OpTic Gaming. Husband to Haley, Father to Gracie, Gary and Murph.
Ali-A @OMGitsAliA
2.4M Followers 1K Following Hey I’m Ali-A! 😄 Use code "ALIA" in the Fortnite Item Shop! #EpicPartner #AD 🚨 I make YouTube videos! 👍🏻 Co-owner @PuK_Gaming
SquidGrip™ @SquidGrip
85K Followers 3K Following The Original High-Performance Xbox and PlayStation Controller Grip - Superior Grip & Comfort for just $14.99! #STOPNakedControllerAbuse
Lindsey Habenicht @lindshabenicht
636 Followers 772 Following loves a voice memo!! small business publicist + founder at @goodpressclub | @georgetown grad
Kerrang! @KerrangMagazine
642K Followers 749 Following Hello. We no longer use X. Find us on Instagram and elsewhere.
Adam Elmakias @elmakias
122K Followers 169 Following SIGMA ambassador - Fine Art Music Photographer - https://t.co/vay1PHoxu1 - Don’t Shit on the Bus Podcast - I love Magic: The Gathering
ASTRO Gaming @ASTROGaming
1.1M Followers 2K Following Follow @LogitechG for future ASTRO Series content.
SoaR Agony @Agony
712K Followers 3K Following COD Lead @SoaRGaming We are the Agony Twins • Watch us here: https://t.co/AvSsOkQYCc •
Elgato @elgato
1.2M Followers 1K Following Stream. Record. Create. | Empowering content creators since 2012 | @ElgatoSupport for tech support
SCUF @ScufGaming
1.4M Followers 913 Following We created the performance controller genre. 👑 Valor Pro Wireless is Available Now.
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Brad Johnson @Brad4431
96 Followers 316 Following Dear Lord, please don't let me fuck this up. -Al Sheppard
Stephen Toulouse @Stepto
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