Nub Shuggub @TFPunkthulhu

The unholy spawn of the ancient eldritch evils that dwell in the dark beneath. Likes punk. Eldritch shitposter. Sleescale. Joined July 2025

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Nub Shuggub @TFPunkthulhu

2 months ago

Pro tip: Don't tell the abyss to calm down.

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Nub Shuggub @TFPunkthulhu

2 months ago

Just a heads up: I’m handing in my resignation. So expect less tolerance/patience from me in the coming weeks. I might even quit my job.

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Nub Shuggub @TFPunkthulhu

2 months ago

This is what happens when you speak the truth about Susan stealing your fucking sandwiches...

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Nub Shuggub @TFPunkthulhu

2 months ago

Guess I'm done with my private conversations. Can't wait to find out when that resets.

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Daddy Dagon helped me get my first job. I dragged souls through the cracks in this reality into the dark beneath. I did that for a thousand years, or so. Lot's of experience doing that. Did I mention that I'm the first second generation Great Old One? Cuz I am.

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Nub Shuggub @TFPunkthulhu

2 months ago

I'm the first second generation great old one.

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Nub Shuggub @TFPunkthulhu

2 months ago

Anyone else find it really ironic that vampires are burned by sunlight? Y'no, cuz the sun IS a vampire. Life's just funny like that, I guess.

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3 months ago

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Nub Shuggub @TFPunkthulhu

2 months ago

I think I fucked up. I was staring into the abyss, but it wouldn't even look at me. WTF did I do? #RelationshipWoes #EldritchEntitiesFromTheDarkBeneathDontKnowWhatWeDid #TheAbyssHasPrettyEyes

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Nub Shuggub @TFPunkthulhu

2 months ago

I swear...I'm an adult.

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Nub Shuggub @TFPunkthulhu

2 months ago

Being called into HR. Someone ate the sandwich I left in the shared fridge, and somehow *I'm* to blame for the alien parasite devouring her brain. That was my fucking sandwich, Susan.

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Nub Shuggub @TFPunkthulhu

2 months ago

Just filed for moral bankruptcy. Thought I’d share a few tips for those considering it: Your eyes will bleed when you read the forms, so bring tissues or else you won't see the fine print. They say you need a notary, but you can sacrifice anyone in a suit. Hope this helps.

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Nub Shuggub @TFPunkthulhu

2 months ago

For those of you living in eerie, coastal villages; the disappearances are completely normal and nothing to do with me. #FogIsAFriend #NotSuspiciousAtAll #NobodyAccidentallySummonedCthluhu #SurfsUp #DeepOneLove

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Nub Shuggub @TFPunkthulhu

2 months ago

Here's another great tip: You can save a surprising amount of space by simply upgrading to a non-euclidean wardrobe. @IKEA has some great options that only drive you a teensy bit insane when you build them. It's so worth it.

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Nub Shuggub @TFPunkthulhu

2 months ago

Damn...Now I can't follow anyone else.

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2 months ago

Fun fact: Global warming isn't caused by humans. It's a perfectly natural part of the gestation process, and when the planet hatches you're all going to feel *Pretty* stupid.

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Nub Shuggub @TFPunkthulhu

2 months ago

Just back from the cult meeting. Amazing drinks. Incredible people. The sacrifice was on point. They looked amazing, and the priests did a wonderful job. Just incredible. #UnBlessed #EldritchLove #MadeEyeContactWithTheAbyssAndNowIThinkIHaveACrushOnIt #Networking #VoidVibes